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because you don 't give a fuck . | Because you don't care. |
fuck nooo it cant be over | No it can't be over |
! a shark ate me , a fucking shark ate me ! | a shark ate me. |
where the fuck was i ? ? ? ? ? ? | where was i ? ? ? ? ? ? |
nah i 'ma pro dunn worry i can 't fuck up . | I鈥檓 pro.Don鈥檛 worry .I can do it |
lmao right , the fuck , i need some motivation today | I need some motivation today |
this shit is crazy , i haven 't felt paranoid until now | This is too much and I haven鈥檛 felt this way in very long time |
haha i 'm not one to be anybody 's bitch | haha i 'm not one to be anybody 's girl |
why dont you give a helping hand instead of poopooing this with your drivel ? | why dont you give a helping hand instead messing it more. |
the last pope blessed an entire fucking fleet of ferraris . | The last pope blessed an entire fleet of ferraris |
shit can 't spit even if she wanted to | Can't spit even if she wanted to |
fuck the regulations a fix the problem at any cost . | Fix the regulations please |
shit , adam * runs back inside and gets him * | Adam runs back inside and gets him. |
harry potter books are toooooo fuckin ' long | Harry potter books are tooooo long |
shit sooo i aint in it lmao | I am not in it |
please provide a source to support your silly , flimsy claim . | please provide a source to support your claim . |
who the fuck wants to live there anyways | Who wants to live there anyways? |
i mean yeah im slick pissed but im not gonna force you to talk about the shit . | I mean yeah im slick but im not gonna force you to talk about that |
when you do stupid things there are consequences and they should be paid ! | When you do things without thinking about them, there are consequences that need to be dealt with. |
these bitches done showed up early while i 'm n class | These girls done showed up early while I am in class. |
who the fuck twirls guns anymore ? | Who twirls guns anymore? |
ever heard of minding your own business you guys are not the fucking world police . | ever heard of minding your own business you guys are not the world police . |
this article is so ridiculous on so many levels . | this article has many flaws . |
" boom , new transmission time ! fuck you | " boom , new transmission time ! |
you could be the fucking prince of peace returning and i would not give a shit . | you could be the prince of peace returning and i would not care . |
thats has nothing to do with any you fucking idiot . | Thats has nothing to do with any of you |
it sickens me that this shit happens in a country that pretends its the best in the world . | it shocks me that this happens in a country that pretends its the best in the world . |
it dont matter who the scum was or why . | it dont matter who he was or why. |
i fucking knew this sensationalist bs would be the title of all posts to come . | I knew tbis sensationalists bs would be the title of all posts to come |
the south just historically gives less fucks about what the rest of the world thinks . | the south just historically care less about what the rest of the world thinks . |
yell at the fucking thing and make a huge commotion til * it * runs away . | yell at the thing and make a huge commotion til * it * runs away . |
it didn 't thin out the frosting which was really nice ! glad u found the ass . | It didn't thin out the frosting which was really nice. Glad you found it. |
based on what empirical evidence do you make such a ridiculous comment ? | based on what empirical evidence do you make such a comment ? |
yeah the joke was made 55 fucking times already | The jokes was made many times already |
" y 'all need to get da fuck out " - jesus | Y'all need to leave |
so , you are a liar about the open book . | So, you lied about open book. |
why do ppl spell " g " words with a " q " ? ? stop dat stupid shit | why do people spell "g" words with a "q" ? stop doing it that way |
only a fool believes there is no god . | Only some believes there is no god |
nothing at all just bored shit to do ! ! ! ! | Nothing to do |
anything else is just fucking lazy . | Anything else is just lazy. |
lol you know how much this shit doesnt matter . | Lol you know now much this doesn't matter. |
i 'm sure someone could dox their asses . | i鈥檓 sure someone could dox them |
boy please don get yo feelins hurt on twitter u can keep that shit pushin i 'm teammarried | Boy please don't get your feelings hurt on Twitter. |
sure im just one person , but im one person of many who you jackasses have alienated . | sure im just one person , but im one person of many who you all have alienated |
fuck no ! ! ! i used to want to be a bug scientist lolz | i used to want to be a bug scientist lolz |
while it may be bad shit , it also should not be schedule 92 . | While it may be bad thing , it also should not be schedule 92. |
no shit , that 's why i said i was all for this law . | No ,that鈥檚 why I said I was all for this law |
now i 'm pissed off , who the hell took my fucking bluetack ? ! | Now I鈥檓 pissed off, who took my bluetack? |
cops that want to fuck with people don 't choose city council members . | Cops that want to do improper things don't do it with council members |
well whoever runs it comes across as more of a cunt than hipsters . | Well whoever runs it comes across as unsuitable. |
where he go ? my ass would of bn goin crazy by nw lol | Where he go? I would of bn going crazy by nw lol |
bare on about paparrazi and shit like she 's experienced it before | bare on about paparazi like she's experienced before |
wait , they managed to escape after that ? holy shit | wait , they managed to escape after that ? |
besides we had enough of the entitlement garbage from his predecessor | We had enough from his predecessor |
with my family yeah don 't think so any more fuck that shit . | With my family yeah don't think so any more that. |
( see how that works idiot ) | See how that works. |
yeah , fuck the thousands of workers that would be unemployed if the entire company was shut down . | yeah, never mind the thousands of workers that would be unemployed if the entire company was shut down . |
i want to but fuckin tyler wasn 't thinking - | i want to but tyler wasn 't thinking - |
it 's exactly the sort of retarded thing they 'd be all about . | It鈥檚 exactly the sort of bad thing they鈥檇 be all about. |
i dont think kim is a total idiot . | i dont think kim is a totally wrong |
shut up , your getting annoying . | your getting annoying |
googled it and shit loads of sites came up . | Googled it and loads of site came up |
bettttt , sounds dope as fuck dude | Bet, sounds dope dude |
well fuck you ! but really it 's impossible to draw a line on a grey issue . | it's impossible to draw a line on a grey issue |
either do sumat or fuckoff | Either do sumat or stop |
and you missed david and renata arguing ! ahhhhhhhhh ! nephs that shit was funny ! | and you missed david and renata arguing ! ahhhhhhhhh ! nephs that was funny ! |
i rather work twice as hard and rip my ass off . | I rather work twice as hard |
mentally scarred for life by those cockroach swarmed shit holes . | Mentally scarred for life by those cockroach swarmed holes |
aww yeah coz you 're bitch ! | Yes because you are wrong here |
definitely gives it a bit more of a " who gives a fuck " feel | definitely gives it a bit more of a "who cares" feel |
there 's no nicer way to say this you could start by not saying fuck in every comment . | there 's no nicer way to say this you could start by not saying offensive words in every comment . |
we gone find us some find mother fuckin new yorkers | we gone find us some new yorkers |
why the fuck should i care about some christians being " persecuted " ? | why should I care about some people being persecuted? |
use a glass of water and drink it you tubby shit | use a glass of water and drink it |
fucked how they just laugh at it . | How they just laugh at it |
fucking cisco sold them the hardware . | Cisco sold them the hardware. |
shit , where are you from ? | Where are you from. |
mtrench just tweeted me ! ! ! ! go fucking look ! ! ! ! ! ! | Mtrench just tweeted me, go and take a look. |
i 'll miss you too baby , so fucking much | I'll miss you too baby very much |
rt i love jazz music | that shit smooth | I love jazz music, it is smooth. |
eli gonna fuck you up . | eli gonna bring you troubles |
who the fuck are you gona call when that happens . | Who are you gonna call when that happens. |
hey kylie , you wouldnt know truth if it came up and slapped you on the backside . | hey kylie , you wouldnt know truth if it came up. |
i dont appreciate your fucking condescension . | I feel you are being unnecessarily condescending. |
you live in a place where it 's okay to call each other " cunt " | You Live in a place where it is okay to call each other names |
not got 46 , fucking vodafone gone on strick i think no texts or anything | not got 46 , vodafone gone on strick i think no texts or anything |
it is not possible to communicate an idiots idea . | it is impossible to communicate with bad ideas. |
what we need is immigration reform , not a bully president who acts like a moron . | What we need is immigration reform, not a unsuitable president. |
you mean if they gave me highly subsidized energy sources and cheap ass loans ? | you mean if they gave me highly subsidized energy sources and cheap loans ? |
i 'm ready ! bring it , bitch ! | i 'm ready ! bring it |
that 's one of the reasons i don 't like garbage rap that talks about shooting and fucking bitches | that 's one of the reasons i don 't like rap that talks about shooting |
it is my opinion that not only does god love 'fags' , he also loves fred phelps . | In my opinion, not only god does love the unusual, and also, fred phelps. |
because governor cuomo doesn 't give a fuck about your ailments . | Because governor Cuomo doesn't care about your ailments. |
ps : im a fucking cunt piece of shit . | P.s: i am a loser |
no one can pay attention when trump is shitting on everything . | No one can pay attention when Trump is messing everything up. |
being blanked by my best mate silly bitch lol jks please tweet me i miss you x | Being blanked by my best mate,. Lol his please tweet me I miss you x |
that bitch ! lol joe is tryin to make me go downtown but im still sick as efff . | Joe is trying to make me go downtown but I am still feeling sick. |
a republican poses a budget that has a minimal deficit increase and it is a fuck up ? | A Republican poses a budget that has a minimal deficit increase and it is poor |
oh fuck yea we get out hella early tommarow dddd | We're getting out early tomorrow |
i 'm tweetin for real , so what the fucks the deal ? | i 'm tweetin for real , so what is the deal ? |