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lmao ! ! ! ' hahaha , yeah but its shit here l < 4 | lmao ! ! ! ' hahaha , yeah but its bad here l < 4 |
i see enough 'thanks obama' quotes for shit that 's not his fault . | I see enough 'thankd Obama's quotes for things that are not his fault. |
i think you should keep your o 's to yourself you self - serving fuck | I think you should keep your thoughts to yourself |
wanna make a bet ? rt not fucking with mines though rt i 'm a professional lol | Wanna make a bet? We can discuss it now i'm professional. |
ew i tried that shit once | I tried that once |
have you done some type of survey or some shit to prove that sir ? | have you done some type of survey or something to prove that sir? |
haha nothing much how about you wondering bitch lmfao | haha nothing much how about your wondering |
p i love you bitch , thank you < 36 xxx | I love u dearly |
i swear my mom gets on my fucking nerves likee . | I swear my mom give me headaches. |
i think you 're greatly overestimating the fucks given by the right - wing . | I think you're greatly overestimating how much does the right-wing care. |
fuck everyone who supports saudi arabia . | Do not support Saudi Arabia. |
when dumb guys like you try to explain civics , it is hilarious . | When guys like you try to explain civics,it is hilarious |
lol i aint do shit haha | lol i aint doing nothing haha |
it trades high on famu 's pussy stock market . | It's dealing well on well-known stock market. |
you couldnt make up this garbage . | you couldnt make up this problem. |
jesus fuck they need to be trained on stuff like that . | they need to be trained on stuff like that. |
fuck every one of those cops involved in the kelly thomas murder . | shame on every one of those cops involved in the kelly thomas murder . |
get your ass to my house now | Get to my house now |
you hit a couple and the rest will run like the cowardly stains of shit they are | If you hit one,others automatically leave. |
let 's see if obama vetos this shit . | Let's see if Obama vetos this thing. |
ok - i can second this , that nicaraguan coffee is fucking amazing . | Ok - I can second this, that nicaraguan coffee is really good |
fuck off , you inconsiderate twat . | Get out. |
this is not the time for that shit | this is not the right time for that |
as an american who thought it was a dick joke , thanks . | as an american who thought it was a joke , thamks |
oh shit i see lil bra an on my tl lol | Oh I see lil brah on my tl lol |
i don 't give a shit what you 'd do with the german flag . | I don't care what you'd do with the German flag. |
im gonna kick your ass too , just for that ! | im gonna be angry with you too , just for that ! |
probably because this pope is a liberal shit head | Probably because the pope is liberal. |
they will simply tell the recognition system to look for these weird ass fucking faces and investigate them in person | They will simply tell the recognition system to look for these faces and investigate them in person |
or like passing giant spiders come by to fuck up their statues or something . | or like passing giant spiders come to mess up their statues or something. |
are you deaf ? it 's like a kesha fan going after mary j blige | are you deaf ? it 's like a kesha fan going after mary j blige |
good bye and good riddance you loser . | Good bye. |
have you heard me sing ? no ! so fuck you ! | have you ever heard me sing |
dude my mom was lecturing me on college and shit tonight . | Dude my mom was lecturing me on college and tonight |
new zealand redditors need to identify themselves so i don 't cause undue stress by talking shit to them . | New sealand redditors need to identify themselves so I don't cause undue stress by talking badly to them. |
fuck off with your shitty puns . | go away with your bad puns . |
ill save you anyday , fuck you | Ill save you anyday |
it 's obvious that he 's gonna win ! lol i voted my ass off already d | It鈥檚 obvious that he gonna win. Lol i voted myself already |
yeah lets let top members of middle east terrorist organizations free , that wont bite us in the ass | yeah lets let top members of middle east terrorist organizations free , that wont bite us in the back |
you 're shit out of luck of you ever start to make less money than before . | You're out of luck of you ever start to make less money than before. |
it 's fucking really bad right now . | it 's really bad right now . |
have a shit or something , thats always enjoyable . | Just relax and take a drink or something, that's always enjoyable. |
i 'm going to politely ask that you stop insulting lying sacks of shit . | I'm going to politely ask that you stop insulting lying. |
and then fire all these idiots in the state legislator . | and then fire all these people in the state legislator . |
but , that bitch did set him up . | But, she did set him up. |
fast as fuck servers in switzerland with premium means good fast downloads . | Super fast servers in Switzerland with premium means good fast downloads. |
nope its the players , words dnt mean shit . | Nope its the players, words dont mean anything |
hehe that 's what ya get for going to france ya wee bitch | Hehe that's what ya get for going to france |
i have a bmw and i fucking love it | I have a bmw and i love it |
lol she a scaredd bitch that 's why lol | lol she is easily scared person that's why |
that shit look like a toupee | that looks like a toupee |
man i fucking love yall models | man i love yall models |
gotta wait two damn weeks for my 71 power cord | gotta wait two weeks for my 71 power cord |
why in the fuck is this man being down voted ? | why is this man being down voted? |
this the kinda shit that earns you final jeopardy question status . | This is the kind of thing that earns you final jeopardy question status. |
think more , be a snarky little bitch less . | Think clearly and thoroughly before speaking |
where did you get that nonsense ? | Where did you get that? |
i stopped running with them years ago and it 's probably saved my ass a couple of times . | i stopped running with them years ago and it's probably saved me a couple of times. |
i mean fuck it i 'm up that late anyway | I mean I don't care, I am up that late anyway. |
sad anyone was taken in by this clown . | sad anyone was taken in by this person |
but i sure love working with a bitch of a hangover | But i sure love working with a terrible hangover |
yeah , because you can 't do a shit about it . | Yeah , because you can't do anything about it. |
i 'm scared to put on a fucking hoodie man . | I am afraid to put on a hoodie man. |
& it was a bitch ! hoe im not yo man dont ring my cellular that early ! | Please don't call me so early. |
i do not give a shit what the nsa says is " legal " . | i do not give any statement what the nsa says is " legal " . |
no fucking room anyway ! bridgetjones | no room anyway ! bridgetjones |
u 'd be surprised all the shit u think about when u jus sittin there | You well be surprised by bad things you think about when you just sitting there |
i 'll kick yo ' ass in the morning biaaaatch | I will deal with you in the morning. |
ya tall ass could hide behind a tree is you wanted to | ya could hide behind a tree is you wanted to |
if liberals are so fucking smart , how come they lose so goddamn always ? | if liberals are so smart , how come they lose so goddamn always ? |
i don 't , but i also don 't give a shit if i like a president or not . | I don't, but I also don't care if I like a president or not. |
jesus fucking christ these girls are going places literally and figuratively . | These girls are going places. |
we had to send in the fucking active army . | we had to send in the active army . |
so you think the fool we call our president actually has respect for his fellow man ? | Do you think the president respects his fellow man? |
half them niggas are dick riders | Half of them guys are bad riders |
they better not fuck with green man ! | They better not take chances with the green man! |
lmfaoooo kiss my ass i was just trying to correct ur bad grammer ass | Excuse me I was just trying to correct you |
they won 't give a fuck | they won 't care |
right she fucked someone like two days ago and vinny didnt cockblock lol | she had intercourse like two days ago and vinny didnt use protection lol |
who the fuck keeps playing the game after you 've won ? | who keeps playing games after you have won |
shit makes me happy , yo . | It makes me happy |
its an easy as fuck job . | It's an easy job. |
you shouldn 't call your mother a bitch . | you shouldn 't call your mother with a bad word. |
lil mama what the fuck do you be talking about | Lil mama what are you talking about? |
probably because the local police aren 't going to do shit . | Probably because the local police aren't going to do anything. |
got some shit 67 say about me mention me allimsaying | got some 67 say about me mention me allimsaying |
a whole lot of fucking good that did . | A whole lot of good that did |
lmfao i forgot u had that shit lol | I forgot you had that thing. |
yep i 'm having a shit day . | yep i鈥檓 having a bad day . |
i missed the shit outta you ! ! | i missed you too much ! ! |
o come the fuck on . | O come on |
for useless f ks that cant get otherwise productive and normal jobs ! | for someone that cant get otherwise productive and normal jobs! |
yeah its cocaine daay ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! my computers fucking up . | Yeah its a good day !!!! My computers up |
saunders classic : start with a freakin ridiculous premise and keep digging . | saunders classic: start with a ridiculous premise and keep digging |
oh shit jus seen it lol ! what a prick | I have seen it. He's terrible. |
o shit ! that school pops ! anyway | That school is Wonderful. |
shit i 'm all for it . | I'm all for it |
youwant to shoot all up and down the aisle just like that idiot in the black church . | You want to shoot all up and down the aisle just like that guy in the black church |
will you please stop posting shit on my webpage ? . | will you please stop posting on my webpage |
yeah she better go ass to mouth or toss his salad for that ! | Yeah she better go all the way or toss his salad for that! |