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coherent | If we all disappeared tomorrow, what would the |
dp | If we all disappeared tomorrow, what I? |
coherent | Also, all canvas and paper decays and is eaten by tiny bugs |
dp | Also, all canvas and paper decays and is eaten my name my |
coherent | So much for the timelessness of |
dp | So much for the Enterprise and |
coherent | You know I don't! You know I'm gonna be |
dp | You know I don't! You know what if you |
coherent | Nice " horse ", statue! |
dp | Nice " horse ", thanks T |
coherent | It's always struck me as weird that genres developed when |
dp | It's always struck me as weird that genres are talking |
coherent | Was rapping to the beat and trying to get you to move your feet not considered.. |
dp | Was rapping to the beat and trying to get you to move your feet not it was just |
coherent | Why does history stymie me and my awesome |
dp | Why does history stymie me and says, |
coherent | Alright, this is blues riff |
dp | Alright, this is able to |
coherent | " I said a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie to the hip hip hop, and you don't stop |
dp | " I said a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie to the hip hip hop, and you like you |
coherent | Mozart! I SAID to watch me for the changes and try to |
dp | Mozart! I SAID to watch me for the changes and the ones |
coherent | Or, when a dude misses being |
dp | Or, when commercials, ladies! |
coherent | Proto -nostalgia is a proper subclass of nostalgia. It's a new feeling for |
dp | Proto -nostalgia is a proper subclass of nostalgia. It's a new sexy. |
coherent | Perhaps your opinions will change |
dp | Perhaps your opinions about gender |
coherent | I think it is time YET |
dp | I think it is a w |
coherent | I'm so manly that whenever I sneeze I accidentally rip open my shirt, because all my muscles flex at once! Sometimes I rip open my |
dp | I'm so manly that whenever I sneeze I accidentally rip open my shirt, because all my muscles flex at once! Sometimes I SAY "? |
coherent | But I've been having manliness competitions for years! I'm so manly that |
dp | But I've been having manliness competitions for years! I'm not something personal |
coherent | Hey! I don't live at |
dp | Hey! It's ridiculous on. |
coherent | AND SINCE I AM AN ADULT, it is time for me to define a new, |
dp | AND SINCE I AM AN ADULT, it is time for me to define a break up |
coherent | I am $2.50 |
dp | I am really, and dangs |
coherent | Well, maybe the magazine will pique my interest |
dp | Well, maybe the magazine will mop the laws |
coherent | I'm gonna get a magazine about |
dp | I'm gonna get a Quiddich match |
coherent | I like people who have |
dp | I like people have mysteries |
coherent | He's like the guy who |
dp | He's like the war! |
coherent | Holy crap, where did that entropy idea come from? Entropy decreasing in a closed |
dp | Holy crap, where did that entropy idea come from? Entropy or being a goatee |
coherent | Aw, man!! Am I a dude who gets |
dp | Aw, man!! Am I a real thing. |
coherent | This situation with the Dromiceiomimus has raised |
dp | This situation with the Dromiceiomimus and good |
coherent | oh, hello there. Um, ha |
dp | oh, hello there. Um, eh |
coherent | But I've always maintained that you can't |
dp | But I've always maintained that surround myself |
coherent | Dromiceiomimus! I'm turned on by |
dp | Dromiceiomimus!! " Definitely Gonna |
coherent | Utahraptor! I have an important |
dp | Utahraptor! I have to know |
coherent | Knowing my fetish is technically possible only |
dp | Knowing my fetish is a terrible. |
coherent | Ahem. " As Amelia and Antonio Tony |
dp | Ahem. " As Amelia and he's heard |
coherent | Where am I going to find that money? ' |
dp | Where am I going to find that money now? |
coherent | " The sexual intercourse was cut short because Tony kept muttering 'Where am I gonna find the10 thousand |
dp | " The sexual intercourse was cut short because Tony kept muttering 'Where am I gonna find a secret 'trapdoor' |
coherent | Now, if you'll allow |
dp | Now, if you find |
coherent | Wow, people really enjoyed my book of Sex Scenes for People with Problems! Everybody likes me and I am richer now. And |
dp | Wow, people really enjoyed my book of Sex Scenes for People with Problems! Everybody likes me and I am richer now a body |
coherent | ... of CORPORATE SPONSORED erotica |
dp | .... Not hardly! |
coherent | Everyone should forget about the fries thing |
dp | Everyone should forget what!!! |
coherent | Good ol' T -Rex, always |
dp | Good ol' T -you can do |
coherent | I'm not! I'm not!! I'm CERTAINLY not writing |
dp | I'm not! I'm not!! I'm CERTAINLY not science |
coherent | Aw man! Why would I |
dp | Aw man! Plus, Mario's |
coherent | Okay MAYBE I've been talking about |
dp | Okay MAYBE -REX HAS SOME |
coherent | But it's not my fault! I just have such good ideas |
dp | But it's not my fault! I just have a database, |
coherent | They don't feel like they normally do |
dp | They don't feel like they got new |
coherent | There's variants where people feel that |
dp | There's variants anyway.. You |
coherent | It makes me glad I don't have |
dp | It makes me very " #8217 |
coherent | You know who's never been drunk? NOT EVER? NOT EVEN ONCE? |
dp | You know who's never been drunk? NOT EVER? Am I can't fire |
coherent | It is! It's on account of how I've got so much body mass that it takes a lot to get me TOTALLY WASTED. I've been buzzed, but never drunk! I've never had a |
dp | It is! It's on account of how I've got so much body mass that it takes a lot to get me TOTALLY WASTED. I've been buzzed, but never drunk! I've been warm embrace |
coherent | also i don't really like the taste of |
dp | also i don't really like the ingredients inside |