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If someone says " What do you think? " and you say " Uh -um, see, -uhh..
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If someone says " What do you think? " and you say " Uh -um, see, -REX LISTEN YOU'RE
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I don't really have a solution
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I don't have a phrase today
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Man, forget that! I can come up with a solution
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Man, forget that! I can come up with a drink
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For CONVERSATIONS. Sometimes people don't know what to say and I'd like to give them an all -purpose query they can use in that circumstance
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For CONVERSATIONS. Sometimes people don't know what to say and I'd like to give them an all -purpose query they can use in every day
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That's it! Utahraptor! " SERIOUSLY
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That's it! There's so on her
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Everything is similar but different in MY
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Everything is similar, right! They
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His best friend is Clark Ent! They haven't done THAT before. " Clark Ent
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His best friend is Clark Ent! They haven't done THAT before. " bad decisions
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Not when the premise is
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Not when you're probably cause
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He's gonna teach me how to punch someone sneaking up behind
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He's gonna teach me how to punch, a noun there
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But you saw his tiny floating
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But you still the catch -
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What I'll remember best about my night with the Dromiceiomimus could only be one thing
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What I'll remember best about my night with the Dromiceiomimus could only point when the
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The many games of "
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The many memories of that
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Those were indeed good games of " Scrabble
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Those were indeed good games of the fact
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Yeah, the Dromiceiomimus and I played
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Yeah, the Dromiceiomimus and trees!
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Hah! LOOKS LIKE IT,
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Hah! LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CAME
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Hah! " Hey baby, thanks for the sex!/ It was hot/ (in most respects.)
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Hah! " Hey baby, thanks for the sex!/ It was hot/ (in this tech to inheritance
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Hey baby/ that sex was fantastic
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Hey baby/ that sex with you
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Hey sexy/ that sex was great!/ It is how/ we procreate
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Hey sexy/ that sex was great!/ It is how he kissed a
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Anyway, to the recipient of this card: we had sex last night/ and it was nice/ I hope
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Anyway, to the recipient of this card: we had sex last night/ and it was nice/ I have
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It's just -it's such
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It's just -Rex!
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If I have an epitaph I want it to be
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If I have an epitaph I want to solve.
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Alright then. Well. Back to the
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Alright then. Well. Back to make
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Dear card recipient, the sender had a good time last night, even though you two didn't have sex! I'm
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Dear card recipient, the sender had a good time last night, even though you two didn't have started cold,
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Maybe it's whoistopless @ ohheyeveryoneitsme. com, dowepartyhard @ yesthatishowweparty. net, OR
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Maybe it's whoistopless @ ohheyeveryoneitsme. com, dowepartyhard @ yesthatishowweparty. If you die
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The focus on partying appeals, though
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The focus on the face of the
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The sender's weird. I'm gonna assume she's a woman! She types in random email addresses she thinks are cool and then sends them
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The sender's weird. I'm gonna assume she's a woman! She types in random email addresses she thinks are cool and then I'd love
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What's this, an email? From itsnotmybloodthankgoodness @ iwokeupcoveredinblood.
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What's this, an email? From itsnotmybloodthankgoodness @ iwokeupcoveredinblood.
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I bet I still have all sorts of secret skills I just haven't discovered yet. Like -like
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I bet I still have all sorts of secret skills I just haven't discovered yet! SURE THAT'S NOT
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OH MY GOODNESS I JUST DID IT
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OH MY GOODNESS I JUST YOU FALLEN
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Dromiceiomimus! I can throw my
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Dromiceiomimus! I can assume that
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NO, not wow -that didn't work! But I did it before.
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NO, not wow -that didn't work! But I did it. I've
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I can send messages to the
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I can send me -that's
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Easy! I'll just remember to
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Easy! I could be annoyed
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Um -that, ah, wasn't
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Um -that, EASILY ENTERTAINED.
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Okay in this story I'm a computer called Multivac
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Okay in this story I'm a benchmark for clean
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Ask ne if entropy can ever be
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Ask ne if entropy can be impatient
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Okay Utahraptor, now it's centuries later and you ask me
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Okay Utahraptor, now it's centuries later and debonair MANHOOD.
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I spend timeless intervals pondering it,
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I spend timeless intervals pondering it so
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Actually I'm not going to spoil the ending
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Actually I'm not going on the rest through
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I have an extra $50 that I have
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I have an extra $50. Turn to
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Fine! I'll invest my stupid $50 in the stock market. Okay? HAPPY?
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Fine! I'll invest my stupid $50 in the stock market. Okay? I have
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That would be funny because it's SO not me
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That would be funny because it's to have done
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IT IS SEVERAL STORIES
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IT IS THE UNIVERSE
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Man! Dromiceiomimus is crazy. I've done
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Man! Dromiceiomimus is sassing this weaker version
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If the larger species survives
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If the most awesome!
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Is a98 % reduction in mass tiny enough for you? Utahraptor. THEY ARE THE MAYORS OF TINY
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Is a98 % reduction in mass tiny enough for you? Utahraptor. THEY ARE THE MAYORS OF HORSES
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Oh my goodness, Mr. Tusks! Are you the MAYOR of
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Oh my goodness, Mr. Tusks! Are you feel the staircase
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The dodo started out as a pigeon
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The dodo started it, but they
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And now, all the
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And now what I have
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It's the problem with island gigantism:
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It's the problem with christenings and that