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coherent | Being hung over is like winning the lottery, except |
dp | Being hung over is like winning the entire time you |
coherent | Ah, what a busy day. Time for me to go to bed and be naked and unconscious for, oh, |
dp | Ah, what a busy day. Time for me to go to bed and be naked and unconscious) PHILOSOPHICAL suicide after |
coherent | Incidentally, I was lying on my back, so that |
dp | Incidentally, I was lying on my back, it, |
coherent | Anyway THE POINT is that I came up with an elaborate |
dp | Anyway THE POINT is that I came up with something! |
coherent | It's so obvious! I'm going to learn how to throw knives |
dp | It's so obvious! I'm going to learn how to a beach |
coherent | KNIFE to meet you, gentlemen!! Sorry if I flew off the HANDLE. And now, I BLADE you |
dp | KNIFE to meet you, gentlemen!! Sorry if I flew off the HANDLE. And now, I folded that |
coherent | I have a problem! The problem is that when I'm chatting |
dp | I have a problem! The problem is that this legacy of |
coherent | It's like I have no chatting |
dp | It's like I guess I " |
coherent | Well. Maybe. But I feel comfortable with you! I guess I do it for people I haven't known for as long. I'll |
dp | Well. Maybe. But I feel comfortable with you! I guess I do it for people I haven't known for as a guy in |
coherent | Dromiceiomimus! Dino babies! I'm -I'm going to write a story in |
dp | Dromiceiomimus! Dino babies! I'm -I'm going to say " What the |
coherent | We'll talk and go on adventures even though we're all in diapers! So, yes |
dp | We'll talk and go on adventures even though we're all in diapers! What's shake their |
coherent | I really wish I still knew someone named |
dp | I really wish I still knew it just |
coherent | I would make SO MANY jokes about her |
dp | I would make SO MANY, and inject |
coherent | I like the name Beth, but I ALSO like how I could say things like the classic " She's the Beth of both worlds " and the sassy " the Beth I could have hoped for ". |
dp | I like the name Beth, but I ALSO like how I could say things like the classic " She's the Beth of both worlds " and the sassy " the Beth I could have hoped that I only |
coherent | I'd use the " Beth of both worlds " one in a circumstance in which |
dp | I'd use the " Beth of both worlds " one in a circumstance in me |
coherent | You did not just steal my pun |
dp | You did not old guy? I |
coherent | BUT YOU DID IT WRONG. HOW CAN NOT KNOWING ANYONE NAMED BETH BE A |
dp | BUT YOU DID IT WRONG. HOW CAN NOT KNOWING ANYONE ABOUT VIDEOGAMES HERE LIES |
coherent | This severely undermines what I |
dp | This severely undermines the murderer |
coherent | Time Magazine's Beth Photos of2006? Hilarious |
dp | Time Magazine's Beth Photos of the best qualified |
coherent | The reason is that I think we need to have a talk, and this was an excuse for us to spend some time together |
dp | The reason is that I think we need to have a talk, and this was an excuse for us to spend your eyes to |
coherent | Oh! Yeah, it was nice. We had " chai " |
dp | Oh! Yeah, it was nice. We totally racist against disease |
coherent | I ran over it and it burst and |
dp | I ran over it! Kapow: when |
coherent | Well... it's |
dp | Well. I MEAN THERE'S |
coherent | Aw man! Everyone who ever |
dp | Aw man! I'll be deduced |
coherent | I have a great idea! A way to |
dp | I have a great idea that could probably just |
coherent | Let's all promise to meet in a pub somewhere |
dp | Let's all promise to meet in front of truth |
coherent | Please? Promise to meet me in a pub in10 years, okay |
dp | Please? Promise to meet me in a pub in10 years, THEN |
coherent | God, you know those dreams where you're about |
dp | God, you know those dumb, T - |
coherent | And how come bad things happen to |
dp | And how come bad things! Ships |
coherent | Oh, hold on, I'm not |
dp | Oh, hold on, folks. |
coherent | So! How come nobility is such a |
dp | So! How come and Plagiarism is a |
coherent | How come people judge me because I'd rather remember that my clock is71/2 hours slow |
dp | How come people judge me because I'd rather remember that my clock is71/ N) for |
coherent | September is coming, and that means BACK TO SCHOOL |
dp | September is coming, and that too small sample size |
coherent | I can't decide what I like more: the fantastic back -to -school savings |
dp | I can't decide what I like more: the fantastic back -Rex! I hadn't |
coherent | No wait, I like the savings more! |
dp | No wait, I like housewives and there's things |
coherent | The COMMERCIALS! The deals on three -ringed binders! I just want to be a |
dp | The COMMERCIALS! The deals on three -ringed binders! I just asking, forget what |
coherent | I'm not old! My young and fun interests include disparaging authority figures and " hanging out " with my friends, |
dp | I'm not old! My young and fun interests include disparaging authority figures and " hanging out " with my man, |
coherent | I have just had the greatest idea. Oh my |
dp | I have just had the greatest invention... |
coherent | I just need to |
dp | I just want twelve |
coherent | Hah! I find it suspicious that you had this manoeuver all ready to go, AND YET, I welcome it enthusiastically |
dp | Hah! I find it suspicious that you had this manoeuver all ready to go, AND YET, I wouldn't cry a |
coherent | I thought we had a thing |
dp | I thought that I would be |
coherent | Huh? Oh, sorry, |
dp | Huh? Oh, willing to |
coherent | I'm off to test drive some friggin' |
dp | I'm off to test drive off the |
coherent | WELL THEN. I GUESS I'LL JUST SIT |
dp | WELL THEN. I GUESS I'LL be: |
coherent | This is when the author puts himself in his story! It happens whenever Hamlet is heard to remark " Forsooth!! That Shakespeare chap is excellent |
dp | This is when the author puts himself in his story! It happens whenever Hamlet is heard to remark " Forsooth!! That Shakespeare chap, currently |
coherent | (" Forsooth " is how people spoke in olden |
dp | (" Forsooth " is how the twist at the |
coherent | Anyway, author -um. |
dp | Anyway, scorned by a teacher |
coherent | I decided I'm happy for her, but I don't want for HER to think that I'M upset, and I'm focusing so much on that that I'm |
dp | I decided I'm happy for her, but I don't want for HER to think that I'M upset, and I'm focusing so much! A CELL PHONES |
coherent | Um, I would prefer it if |
dp | Um, I would be a little |
coherent | Shakespeare, I LOVE how you quote yourself instead of actually talking to me |
dp | Shakespeare, I LOVE how you quote yourself instead of 'really's, NO AND |