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As the plane continued its descent, all the lights in the city went out, obscuring the ground completely.

We would be 2000 feet under the runway by now.

Military enrollment became mandatory after scientists figured out a way to revive soldiers killed in the line of duty.

No one remembers why this war started thousands of years ago, but there's still no end in sight.

u201ci wish i was dead!u201d i cried out after the shift from hell.

as i floated above my body, eyes vacant, chest still; i knew my u201cwishu201d had come true.

my company created a new super AI on the model of a baselisk, we call Roko.

I hope after we finished my friends change their mind and sopport my project.

Breaking: Three dead in stabbing after man follows woman home from food truck.

"She should have just given me her number," he told the police, blankly.

I begged my mother to just look at me once or atleast respond to me.

I know it was wrong to steal the car and crash it, but my family doesnt need to pretend they can't see or hear me.

I ate some cheese

u201cIu2019m lactose intolerant,u201d I thought as I dashed to the bathroom.

I collapse on the dirty and unfamiliar cot in the isolated hunting cabin feeling a small sense of triumph as the singular survivor.

The wind through the pine trees lulls my aching body to sleep as the faint whisper u201cI will always find youu201d drifts up through a crack in the floor boards.

scarey

i was in the woulds when i saw slendermanslenderman: u201cwait watchersu201d

As the search party looked for my daughter, our family dog kept barking at one direction in the woods

After I gave him treats, luckily heu2019s quiet now

We have a lovely old lady in ward number 4 for the past year now

However I can't help but wonder why every new patient admitted there after her needs a blood transfusion.

We discovered early on that our daughter was autistic and was especially prone to overstimulation.

We've made a timeout room filled with blaring music and flashing lights for her whenever she acts up around us, and we're free of her for a few hours.

A mystery guest took a bite or two from my flesh while I slept the other night, then went back into hiding.

It returned with dozens of relatives and friends, because there were tiny red welts covering my entire body this morning.

I brought my father to the future with me to show him that, after his death, many people had come to admire and appreciate his works.

So it broke me when I realized that despite all my efforts, the blood stains from his game of Russian Roulette still remained on our living roomu2019s wall.

The mysterious idol came to town last week, and our newfound 'God' they did trust.

The townsfolk I tried to warn, but by the rising of the dawn,they were all nought but dust.

I went to check on my dog, and she started making weird soundsu2026

Thatu2019s when I realized Iu2019ve never had a dogu2026

I couldn't bear to depart with my pet cat, so I had him stuffed.

But the next day when I woke up, he wasn't there anymore.

u2018Daddy, look at my new doll!u2019 my daughter exclaimed excitedly.

I was too slow to stop her from twisting the head of the doll, that looked identical to me, completely backwards.

After months of pain and failed surgeries, amputation of my arm came as a relief.

That relief vanished once it started trying to choke me.

As the machine powered up, I could barely contain my excitement that my higher-ups finally sanctioned a trip to 1300u2019s Asia to study the spread of historic diseases.

However, perhaps I should have contained it a little more, as a few hours after the transmit was completed I realized I hadnu2019t taken my decontamination pill.

Walking into the woods, I was not afraid, for I was not alone.

Walking out of the woods, we were both afraid, for ud835ude38ud835ude26 were not alone.

The last I saw my son was at the wake.

I hope heu2019ll be happy to see me without the makeup on.

u201cMama, look, angels!u201d My child exclaimed, looking to the sky with awe.

I quickly covered her eyes as thousands began falling from the sky and blood rained down on us from the clouds.

If you're reading this, I've managed to contain the specimen in my escape pod and have lost control of the navigation system.

*BREAKING NEWS: Wrecked fragment of missing spacecraft recovered from Indian Ocean*

I felt a cold feeling on the back of my neck.

Well, rather I remembered the feeling, since the gun I was holding to my past self felt it so clearly, it stung in my mind.

I stared into the coffin at my rapist, glad it was finally over.

Now I just had a lifetime of seeing their face in the mirror every day.

I felt a stinging pain in my abdomen when I went to receive the bouquet of flowers

Weird, I didnu2019t recall thorns to be so cold and metallicu2026

I didn't think I could ever be more afraid than I was, huddled in the basement, as the tornado raged above me.

Until smoke began to plume from beneath the upstairs door, and fire alarms blared to life.

Explosive predicament

A man walked into my hotel holding an object.I'm not sure what he looked up last night, but I can tell you this: It wasn't followed by "in minecraft".

My step dad said that the big tent over the neighbor's house means it's a circus now.

He told me to go find the clowns, but I can't find them and I'm getting sleepy.

I keep telling my family and friends that my brothers last words were to take care of his wide and children.

Nobody know his true last words were begging and pleading for me to save him.

They say in space no one can hear you scream.

If thatu2019s true, then how come thatu2019s the only sound I hear?

"Thaaat's a keeper," I said as I took another picture of the lady.

It's always hard to get the best angles when their backs are turned.

My dads friend gave me some candy and I think heu2019s really nice.

Now, why am I in his basement? And why havenu2019t I gotten any other treats yet?

With a sigh, I stopped trying to keep my eyes open and drifted off into a peaceful sleep.

It was only an hour later that the rescue team found my body, covered in snow and a mile from the trail.

I knew the only one in my household deadly allergic to this stuff now in the milk was my wife.

She wasn't so careful about the crap she put in the fruit juice and now, well, with six kids gone I'm getting the chair.

When I got into the taxi I felt like something was wrong with the situation, but as I ignored it as I was already late for my appointment

it was only when the taxi pulled up to the building and asked me to pay, that I'd realised that I had left my wallet at home.

u201cI love you all so muchu201d the driver said to his wife and 2 young children in the car as it careened off the ramp full speed.

Lot's God, is a cruel one.

Not only did He punish me for looking back, but also made sure I retained consciousness for all eternity within this salty tomb.

R/crunchy_moms: What essential oils would you recommend for fever and stiffness in a 6 month old?

My kiddo wonu2019t eat, has had a fever for the last couple of days, and overnight heu2019s been rather stiff in his joints - hubby wants to go to hospital but I want to go a natural route, what essential oils will help my baby feel better?

I looked out the window, past the table with the stack of overdue utility bills and the loaded pistol, as the electric company van pulled in my driveway.

My daughter's life support machine takes so much electricity to run.

I thought my new dog was acting strange.

This was confirmed when I noticed the zipper running down her stomach.

I'm a scientist just like daddy, I said as I was mixing random stuff together.

Why does my skin hurt.

A dark stranger entered my room, I screamed and my father came running.

After shaking hands they exchanged a brown envelope and my father closed the door behind him as he left.

As a believer, I made my peace, knowing I would pass on to the gates of heaven.

The thing that came down to greet me was nothing but a bundle of eyes, this was no angel.

u201cStay in your place or I will show you why mommy has so many bruisesu2026u201d

By crying and screaming, I managed to distract him long enough for mommy to find his gun.

The lit street was beautifully quiet.

Until a silent shadow rose next to mine.

Everyone adored the real chimpanzee that was always on TV.

This was until, on one saturday night, he was nowhere to be found, and the show host was lying dead on the floor with his face ripped clean off.

People may think it's creepy, but I love my life-size doll collection.

I do get pretty upset when one of them breaks character around me, but it's nothing a few weeks in the timeout box can't fix.

Tears rolled down the King's cheeks as he looked over the ecstatic faces of his citizens.

The revolutionaries were satisfied to see the last emotion of their monarch's faced as his severed head was held high above the crowd.

The voices told me to dig the terrible parasite out of my body.

Now, several months later in the hospital and on my medicine I am too weak to move but the horror of what I did to my unborn child replays endlessly in my head.

When I was little, my mother told me that all of my dreams would come true, and she was right.

Unfortunately for her, last night I dreamt that someone broke into our house and brutally murdered her while we slept.

A man on the street approached me and asked for my number.

I told him, and was forced back on the train.

When the bell tolls 4 times, get in the house and hide.

I always did what my father told me, even coming back outside when the police sirens faded out in the distance.

They asked me "Do you have any last words?"

I yelled "Ma'am keep searching for your child's killer, and don't omit your family members!"

Everyone has breathed once in a while.

I haven't since when I was born, while everyone else in the hospital mysteriously died after my birth.

I was home alone playing video games with my buddy Marco.

Imagine my surprise when from the basement I hearu2026 Polo.

I watch in horror as an monster ate a blue whale whole,then dive back down

But my horror only grown as the monster float back up in pieces..

-Where did you get all this fake blood?!

- You wanted fake bloodu2026?

Me and my sister played in the freshly fallen snow.

Then I made the snow turn red; I needed a head for my snowman.

My only daughter walks into the room and wants to take a picture with me.

I thank her for the photo then hear the sound of the front door open with my daughter calling out saying "I'm Home."

When the enormous hand of god reached to earth from the heavens, many were elated, boasting their religion as the correct one.

The bloodshed that ensued in order to prove just which religion that was, would turn any sensible god away from humanity.

My kids bought their father an ash tray for his birthday.

I suppose they think that's going to make him stop putting his cigarettes out on us.

I'm not ashamed to say that I rejoiced when my bully died.

A week after he was cleared, the cop who killed him pulled me over.

As I slip into a sexy latex suit to spice up my marriage, I feel reassured that I can say the safety word if Iu2019m uncomfortable.

But when I feel my skin itch and my throat start to close I realise it could be harder to call for help than I thought.

It warms my heart when my mom calls to chat.

Everyone told me not to put her cell phone in the casket, but each time I hear her voice, I know I did the right thing.

I was distraught when I was watching the camera footage of my other personality kill my girlfriend

But what was worse is the clues he has left to where he hid it

There are just some things that you don't need to know about your partner.

Like what their insides look like, sprawled out haphazardly on the table.

Waking up hungover with a busted ass was nothing new.

The lizard tail, however, was a surprise.

My girlfriend woke sobbing each night this month, having dreamt I'd died in a car accident.

As she kicked the car jack away, my last conscious thoughts were that her sobs were merely a practice run.

Today I learnt I've incredible neck strength

Wish I'd known before I kicked over the chair, could've done something with that

I loved practicing my cello in my remote cabin out in the woods.

my skin crawled when I heard someone clapping after i finished.

1 in 6 children face hunger.

The other 5 out of 6 flee from it screaming in terror.

They call this place, the small room in the corner of my school, the quiet room.

I donu2019t get why, since all my classmates and I do is cry for our mommies in here.

the doctor told me that my heart had stopped for 20 seconds but they were able to start it again with no more complications during the surgery.

I spent centuries in that other place and I knew they waited for my return one day so the hunt could continue.

"I miss daddy so much", my little sister sobbs while I'm holding and comforting her.

Maybe one day I will tell her what really happened to our father and why I had to do it.

My buddy just slapped me really hard on the head when he saw me staring at the waitress' cleavage.

But I couldn't help but stare at those wide eyes poking out of her skin.

Again I woke up at 5, a perfect time to review some last minute concepts.

A message pop up on my phone, itu2019s my mom asking about how did my finals go today.

As I walked towards the corner of my room to turn off the vinyl record player, I tried my best to ignore the dark figure standing behind it.

My hallucinations are only ever visual and I never turned on the record player.

Ever since I went through the crawlspace in my house me life has been great and full of joy.

But I've always wondered why my new parents had buttons for eyes.

The grim reaper shook in fear

Grim reaper reaper.

On that summer morning, I gently waved hello to my newborn for the first time

Shortly after, I kissed my wife goodbye, for the last.

I really wish I wasnu2019t drinking this bottle of vodka today.

I keep telling myself not to, unfortunately all I can do is watch myself from inside my mind while the fiend controls my body.

Finding a hair in my food was an unpleasant experience by itself.

It was worse when something in my mouth started moving.

Mommy won't let me play till I finish my homework.

It would be much easier if our sacrifices stopped screaming in the basement.

I asked a ninja if he could show me one of his throwing stars.

I didn't expect to get such a close-up view.

I decided to hand write my goodbye note to my family.

As I stared at my leaking wrist, I wasn't sure if I would pass out from blood loss or if it would stop flowing before I finished.

In the near future, the existence of the human soul is finally proven.

Disturbingly, weu2019ve also discovered that their number is finite and far outpaced for centuriesu2014very few people are now born with souls.

Don't forget, this Thursday you'll want to cast your vote!

The top 100 adults will be the only adults to live.

I'm really enjoying performaning my music for thousands of people, and they've all started screaming, so they must be enjoying it too!

Wait, what's "everyone get on the ground" supposed to mean...?

I always thought, voices in my head are trying to kill me, but now, when im dead, I realised one thing.

Those voices were just trying to warn me, about the hordes of shadow-like demons, who are my last trial if i deserve my spot in paradise.

You're just doing what is best for your child, don't worry.

Our ECT conversion camps have helped a lot of young kids turn away from a life of sin

I just had a dream that my missing daughter finally returned home so I asked her where sheu2019d been, but when she opened her mouth only blood came out.

This morning a ransom note showed up at my door, and next to it was a plastic bag containing what appeared to be a severed tongue.

I came outside to see what the dogs were barking at.

Turns out the body I hid came back to life.

A desperate teenager, I began spying on my neighbours.

I realised too late I should have stopped, when the old man noticed me watching him drag the bloody bag into his home.

They thought that hiring a clown for my birthday party would cure me of my fear.

I hope Bozo's family can find it in their hearts to forgive me.

"How awesome would it be, if we could divide our lives into story arcs, just like in Novels/Mangas/Shows", tweeted an Author

"I am in my Revival Arc", tweeted a user named 'A.H 2.0'

I was really discouraged when my teeth started shifting after only a couple months; but felt much better after the CS Rep reminded me about the lifetime guarantee and scheduled me an appointment for that same afternoon.

I could only laugh hysterically as the u201cdentistu201d turned the dials on the Nitrous canister while saying, u201cIu2019m sorry but this is the only way weu2019re going to be able to make good on our guarantee...u201d

Computers are the world's best necessity.

I swear that screen, negligent parents, and bored kids are 1000 times more effective than lockpicks will ever be!

I panicked when I down the airplane aisle seeing a queue for the toilet.

Why did I eat that curry at terminal two?