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might i suggest that tom rogan and the washington examiner are the clowns ? | might i suggest that tom rogan and the washington examiner are unreliable ? |
fuck me that was funny l | That was funny. |
he dont care what happens to blacks . | He doesn't care what happens to black people |
are you serious ! lmfao you started that shit ! with yo apple sauce slurpn ass lmao | are you serious ! lmfao you started that! with yo apple sauce slurpn imao |
can 't we just get cop cams and be done with this shit ? | can 't we just get cop cams and be done with this? |
what the fuck are you doing assaulting a police officer ? | What are you doing assaulting a police officer? |
i 'm not cut out for that shit . | I'm not cut out for that. |
expect too leave the session and announce " you fucking suck at pilates " . | Expect too leave the session and announce "you're not good at pilates". |
shit ! paano ako bababa , bro ? need daw dun sa right side ng stage , lol ! | Paano ako bababa, bro? Need daw dun sa right side ng stage, lol! |
so your solution to make them like women is , stick your dick up their butt ? | so your solution to make them like women is , angry him ? |
not to be an ass , but we know this money will go to the shopowner | not wanting to be a spoilsport , but we know this money will go to the shopowner |
fuck hoverboards , we 'd have vacations to the moon by now . | If not for hoverboards, we鈥檇 have vacations to the moon by now |
this russia bullsht is just that , bullsht ! | this russia is just that . |
oh shit ! ! ! theres thunder now o _ o s | Oh !!! theres thunder now o _ o s |
yeah were at war in that country still , who fucking knew ? | yeah were at war in that country still, who even knew ? |
lol are we fucking serious ? | Are we serious? |
- i 'm glad you now fully appreciate what a dumb , fake bitch she is . | I'm glad that you know that she's not a good person. |
i 've always wondered , how the fuck did they come to that conclusion in the first place ? | i 've always wondered , how did they come to that conclusion in the first place ? |
well , this video is pure fuckin' insanity . | Well this video is shocking |
damn , you do some crabby neighbors . | You don't have very nice neighbors. |
fuck that shit ! if you murder , the public deserves to know . | If you commit a murder crime the public deserves to know |
just kidding that was uncalled for youre an ass hole | just kidding that was uncalled |
this is why i gave up teaching , because of fucking retards like you ! | This is why i gave up teaching , because of people like you ! |
i am thinking that the crap retirement system is the one that private people use to retire on . | I am thinking that the retirement system is the one that private people use to retire on. |
they are just making shit up off the top of their heads . | they are just making things up off the top of their heads . |
shit is even more complicated . | This is more complicated |
fuck that im there this year | im there this year |
as i said , now its trumps turn , and he is truly jeerworthy , the buffoon . | As I said, now its Trumps turn. |
universal right to carry automatic weapons everywhere do people really believe this shit ? | Universal right to carry automatic weapons everywhere do people believe this? |
the article is from a fucking tabloid dude . | the article is from a tabloid dude . |
wtf is he talkin bout ? retarded ass | what is he talkin bout ? |
you are right , they could give less than a shit about what an individual thinks . | You are right, they don't care what an individual thinks. |
* winces * fuck , darling , i 'm going to be 94 in two years . | Darling I'm going to be 94 in two years |
perhaps stupidity isnt the precise term , but it works for me . | perhaps isnt the precise term but it works for me. |
shit , look how youthful lindsay lohan looks . | Wow, look how lindsay's youthful look. |
i don 't wanna look at shit else related to nursing until after spring break ! ha ! | I don't wanna look at anything related to nursing until after spring break! |
" olivia strong needs to calm the fuck down " hahaha xxx | Olivia has to calm down |
what the fuck is an african lynch mob ? | What is an African lunch mob? |
people get addicted to that shit . | people get addicted to that thing. |
sierra ain 't shit ? bitch i beg your pardon . | Sierra ain't bad? I beg your pardon. |
let 's just seal that shit up so any down the line mutations are of little concern | let 's just seal that thing up so any down the line mutations are of little concern |
i hate reading this shit . | I hate reading this one |
lol i didn 't start with yo pretty ass eyes | Lol I did not start with you, pretty eyes. |
the catholic church is more welcoming of the unrepentant , serial rapist than a married homosexual . | The church is full of unrighteous people |
go read the fucking case | go read the case |
is this a fucking game to them ? | Is this a game to them? |
sleep at 29 + , feel worse than shit . | Sleep at 29+ , feel worse |
seriously , how can i vote for them if they keep pulling shit like this . | Why would i vote for them, they are not good. |
well fuck a duck and call me sarah | I am sarah |
fuck no ! it was a joke to basically say 'nowhere reliable' | it was a joke to basically say 'nowhere reliable' |
bullshit , japan should have finished . | Japan should have finished |
stupid dems wanted a special prosecutor and now they will regret it . | They wanted a special prosecutor and now they will regret it . |
stop sending me messages on your stupid fcking system . | Stop sending me messages on your system. |
fuck , why do i always listen to you | why do i always listen to you |
we will copy the fuck out of your chromosomes with extreme prejudice . | We will copy your chromosomes with extreme prejudice. |
rms has been warning people about this shit for years before the snowden docs | Rms has been warning people about this for years before the snowden docs. |
yeah man ! elaina doesn 't go around starting shit | yeah man ! elaina doesn 't go around starting things |
holy shit ! england should be invading . | England should be invading |
i wanna get fucked up tho | i wanna get messed up tho |
lol that shit had me feeling like that too . | Lol, that stuff had me feeling like that too. |
only god can change president dunno chump . | president cannot be changed. |
this entire leak just scream of rumor being spread to start shit . | The entire point of this leak is to spread rumors. |
why the fuck are they still on paper files that can be thrown out ? | Why are they still on paper files that can be thrown out? |
who gives a fuck what you think his " intentions " or " relevance " is . | Who cares what you think his intentions or relevance is |
as an american who thought it was a dick joke , thanks . | As an American who thought it was a joke, thanks |
u fuckin wit cougar lil party tonight ? ? | You want to party tonight? |
oh fuck you 're a killer musician too | | Ooh great you are a good magician too |
im bored as shit ! wats the move ? | I'm bored! Wats the move? |
the prolife movement is discredited by persons who invoke prolife concerns to rationalizejustify support for this filthy man . | the prolife movement is discredited by persons who invoke prolife concerns to rationalizejustify support for this man . |
fuck now that song is stuck in my head . | Unfortunately, that song is stuck in my head. |
this shit a pj party - _ _ _ _ - thanks for the heads up | This is a pj party thanks for the heads up |
too lax and people complain about shit content everywhere . | Too lax and people complain about poor content everywhere |
it 's good shit to know . | Ita good to know |
you lose in our wars every fucking time ! | You lose in our wars every time |
being first nations in canada is like winning the fucking lottery . | Being the first race in Canada is like winning the lottery. |
this is a good ass game ! swear | This is a good game! Swear |
fuck off with that divisive propaganda . | I don't want to hear that divisive propaganda of yours |
putin is a dick , but about this he is 8 % right . | Putin is a bad guy, but about this he is 8% right. |
if kinder morgan stopped fuel delivery to vancouver for a week robertson would squeal like a stuck pig . | If kinder morgan stopped fuel delivery to vancouver for a week robertson would be unhappy |
increasing apathy with humor is just the thing that helps fuck this world up . | increasing apathy with humor is just the thing that helps break this world up. |
shit , we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace financial aid then . | we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace financial aid then . |
we get these ignorant losers pushed to the forefront because america has a majority of ignorant nonreaders , eric norstog | We get these guys pushed to the forefront because America has a majority of non readers who are not knowledgeable. Eric Norstog |
jesus christ i really hope this doesn 't fucking happen . | Jesus Christ I really hope it won't happen. |
the facts are pretty fucking clear . | The facts are pretty clear. |
just another growing symptom of the problems yet to come wholly sanctioned by the idiotdividerinchief . | Just another symptom of the problems |
the weather better be nice az shit this when getz here | I hope the weather will be good. |
who the hell fucks with firefighters ? seriously . | Who meses with firefighters? |
here 's a video of him , shit always cracked me up . | here 's a video of him , it always cracked me up . |
you 're all wrong , it 's fucking pretty hard . | you're all wrong, it's pretty hard |
who the fuck wants an electronic signal to control if your gun fires or not ? | who wants an electronic signal to control if your gun fires or not ? |
you talk a lot of shit but yeah i do | you talk a lot of bad thing but yeah i do |
u are the shit were u bricking itur first time on tv and does any 18 ever reconise u . | U were bricking it ur first time on tv and does any 18 ever recognize u |
so whether you take opiates legally or illegally your body doesnt give a shit . | So whether you take opiates legally or illegally, your body doesn't care |
its gonna see some pretty boring shit . | its gonna see some pretty boring thing |
fuck everybody and i mean that shit ! ! i 'm done with this no loyalty | i'm done with this no loyalty. |
ps burning books is another leftists protestfutile and stupid but hey , go for it . | Ps burning books is another leftists protest futile and unmindful but hey, go for it. |
fuck him ! he walks pass me like he don 't fucking know me ! | he walks pass me like he doesn't know me |
they will simply tell the recognition system to look for these weird ass fucking faces and investigate them in person | They will simply tell the recognition system to look fot these faces and investigate them in person. |
i 'm going with rock inside the chute or piece of frozen shit from a plane . | i 'm going with rock inside the chute or piece of frozen from a plane |
why did we elect this cunt ? | why did we elect this person? |