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blackpeoplehobbies makin sweet ass red kool - aid ! | blackpeoplehobbies makin sweet red kool - aid ! |
basically they were up shit creek either way . | basically they were be in a big trouble either way |
hard to believe so many numbskulls choose to be cynical fucks over something that might actually have happened . | Hard to beleive so many uninformed people choose to be cynical over something that might have actually happened. |
yeah she can but she aint got shit on me though . | yeah she can but she aint got it on me though . |
kinda but shit im ready for a relationship now ! | I am ready for the relationship now |
there 's a fucking power level ranking ? | There's a power level ranking? |
bad romance is my shit . | bad romance is my thing. |
the horses were kept in terrible conditions and the park always smelled like horse shit . | the horses were kept in terrible conditions and the park always smelled like horse |
gotta love people that actively fight to be fucked over . | Gotta love people that actively fight to be treated less. |
chillin looking around n shit lol | Chillin looking around. |
north korea would demap those idiots if they tried that shit . | north korea would demap those wrong people if they tried that wrong work. |
he should be projectile vomiting . | he should be projectile vomiting. |
reguarless of what their intentions were , its fucked up that you voted against giving benefits to veterans . | Regardless their intentions, it is such a mess that you vote against giving benefits to veterans |
fuck me and fuck windows movie maker . | I hate myself and Windows Movie Maker. |
you have plans tomorrow you fuck . | You have plans tomorrow |
they are both full of shit and we don 't want those jobs . | We don't want those jobs. |
the shit you just said ! | the thing you just said ! |
future was loose hahaha so good , fucking epic | future was loose hahaha so good , epic |
take care of your own fucking family . | take care of your own family . |
im finna tweet myy ass off witt his lyrics | im finna tweet off witt his lyrics |
holy shit the comments on that article are depressing . | The comments on that article are depressing |
why don 't they go disarm the fucking cartels instead ? | Why don't they disarm the cartels instead? |
yeah , youre a trump supporter all right , whether you voted for the pervert or not . | yeah , youre a trump supporter all right , whether you voted for him or not |
everyone else is a fool , but certainly not me . | I am smarter than most people |
well for one spell check corrected it and who gives a shit about a period ? | Well for one spell check corrected it and who cares about a period? |
that 's just one fucking federal program . | that 's just one federal program . |
this is too ridiculous an idea to contemplate seriously . | This is a bad idea to contemplate seriously |
if i have to go outside anyhow , fuck it , i 'm having a real cigarette . | If I have to go outside anyhow, I'm having a real cigarette |
holy shit whats the reasoning for 28 + upvotes people ? | What's the reasoning for 28+ up votes people? |
it 's obvious that he 's gonna win ! lol i voted my ass off already d | It's obvious that he's gonna win! Lol, I already voted. |
my new slogan is i don 't give a fuck ! | My new slogan is I don't care |
no one fucks with our hat . | No one does anything with our hat |
are you or are you just telling me that so i get off yo dick about it ? o | are you or are you just telling me that so i get off yo about it ? |
why does such a talented player have to be a jerk ? | Why does such a talented player have to be mean? |
its like telling your girl friend shes fat then asking her to marry you . | It's like being disrespectful to your girlfrind and then asking her to marry you. |
shit i just did my housing yesterday | I did my housing yesterday. |
lighten the fuck up stabby . | lighten the thing up stabby . |
so fucking what ! let them believe it . | Let them believe it |
at least you agree that legally , she 's fucked . | at least you agree that legally, she鈥檚 in a problem |
damn just all get in the pool and enjoy the party called life . | Let's all get in the pool and enjoy the party called life. |
so im hoppin in my shit | so i'm hoppin in my place |
again , you clearly are a sick delusional public sector paid idiot | again, you are clearly wrong |
you aint seen a picture of me so how the fuck can i look like a boy lol | you aint seen a picture of me so how can i look like a boy |
can someone please explain to me why it 's so hard for me to be a bitch ? | Why is it difficult for me to behave negatively |
i bet u watch them bitches tho | I bet you watch the ladies though. |
fuck me , i * work * in one . | i work in one |
i didn 't beg for anything , and i read the article , fuck head . | I didn 't beg for anything , and i read the article |
che finlay will orientate your ass ! | che finlay will orientate you! |
damn might resort wristcutting ! pow | I might resort to injuring my wrist. |
instructions unclear noodles stuck in dick | Instructions are totally unclear |
he has about a million fucking tickets . | he has about a million tickets . |
there 's a fucking power level ranking ? | There's a power level ranking? |
look at you , talking about shit you have no idea about . | Look at you, talking about something you have no idea about. |
oi ! scooby doo gets shit done ! i don 't remember any unsolved case by these fine detectives ! | don 't remember any unsolved case by these fine detectives |
thats fucking it , im joining | That's it! I'm joining. |
the airs mad thick pause , fuck up man swear i hate with all my heart sometimes | The air made thick pause , i swear i hate it with all my heart sometimes. |
how the fuck do you know who is in this " group " ? | How do you know who is in this group ? |
u was just on some weird shit two weeks ago | u was just on some weird things two weeks ago |
ive probably tackled birds more difficult than a cocksucking fascist schmuck like you . | Ive probably tackled birds more difficult than a person like you. |
my boyfriend got arrested for throwing a rock at someone 's windshield after they fucking followed us . | My boyfriend got arrested for throwing a rock at someone's windshield after they followed us |
what a fucking gem you are ! | You are a gem. |
###why hasn 't this pig been charged with a crime and imprisoned like the fucking scumbag thug he is ? | Why hasn't this person been charged with a crime and imprisoned like the criminal that he is? |
vote the clown out in 2020 ! | Vote him out in 2020! |
source every fucking time the stock market tanks | source every time the stock market tanks |
read the sign : report these losers . | read the sign: report them |
that happens to me alllllll the timeeeeeeeeeeeee lol for real smh fuck it tho | that happens to me alllllll the timeeeeeeeeeeeee lol for real |
where the fuck is my movah | where is my movah |
i dunno shit about cars , but that 's a good - looking set | i dunno much about cars , but that's a good looking set |
why can 't this shit happen to cops here ? | Why can't this happen to cops here ? |
please get immediate help for your hatefilled progressive psychosis ! | Please get immediate help for your mind |
next time add it quicker you sorry sack of shit . | Next time work fast |
they would still vote for her lying , corrupt ass regardless of the facts . | They would still vote for her regardless of the facts |
attention don 't fucking go to north korea | attention don 't go to north korea |
it 's fucking pointless to keep going after tpb . | It is pointless to continue after TPB. |
at home , why ? media is shit and i 'm knackered | at home, why? media is bad and I'm knackered |
yes ukrainians actually really published such shit | Yes Ukrainians actually published such things. |
his bitch ass wuld never do dhat . | He would never do that. |
the original draft was pure crap and i said so . | the original draft was unclear and i said so . |
yes , that young lady was killed in va by ayear old racist idiot . | yes , that young lady was killed in va by ayear old racist person |
fucks no i just know redlands area i was always out there | I just know redlands area because I was always out there. |
a fucking deal if you ask me . | A deal if you ask me . |
do one of the following or fuck off 1 | do one of the following or take off 1 |
yeah the joke was made 55 fucking times already | yeah the joke was made 55 times already |
shit it s alwasy there , you know | It鈥檚 always there, you know. |
why won 't taxi drivers just improve their business instead of doing illegal shit like this ? | Why won't taxi drivers just improve their business instead of doing something illegal? |
dont tell me to follow back bitch isaid iwould . | dont tell me to follow back isaid iwould. |
yes but john this old fart is so much smarter than you can ever be . | Yes but John is so much smarter than you can ever be |
lls no bitch it was pinned up ! thankkkk youuuu | It was pinned up! Thank you |
nobody is forcing the players to protest , but someone is forcing them to listen to a crap song . | Nobody is forcing the players to protest, but someone is forcing them to listen to that unsuitable song |
also how the fuck do i turn off this shitty trending bar ? | How can I turn the bar off ? |
how can any man or woman identify with such a despicable human as worthy of their vote ! | how can any man or woman identify with such a human as worthy of their vote ! |
living in germany saved my ass this time . | Living in Germany saved me this time. |
name one fucking rapist that got enough jail time to match the crime . | name one rapist that got enough jail time to match the crime . |
but then again , the left sides reputation for hypocrisy is welldeserved . | But again, the hypocrisy of the left is well defended. |
hell i would rather have him as the starting qb that the crap qbs we have now . | I would rather have him as the starting QB than the other guy. |
i might just turn fucking straight | i might just turn straight |
that was fucking awesome man thank you ! | that was awesome man thank you ! |
clare and eli need to get back you can 't just bust your ass into the picture no . | Clare and Eli need to get back. You cannot just barge into the picture. |
this makes the religious zealots look like mad men . | This makes religious people look unsuitable. |
sandy fucked over new york , which would have been nothing for us in la . | sandy destroyed over new york , which would have been nothing for us in la . |