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i was being sarcastin cunts - _ - | i was being sarcastin |
come get me then since your about to run away and shit lmao | come get me then since your about to run away |
then they had the nerve to leave only eggs left knowin that i dont eat them bitches | then they had the nerve to leave only eggs left knowing that i don't eat them. |
" i got called a fucking asshole six times today because of you , dickhead . | I got called names six times today because of you. |
it sure as fuck isn 't going to do anything you don 't vote . | It's not going to do anything even if you don't vote |
damn aha , fuck ah probably wouldda did the same thing . | probably would have did the same thing . |
cutting mail service wouldn 't do jack shit to free up funds . | Cutting mail service wouldn鈥檛 free up funds. |
listening to all the good shit . | Listening to all good things |
never get between a greedy fuck and money . | Never get between a greedy and money |
i fucking love that motto . | I love that motto |
i don 't like politicians kissing ass at any time , be they the best or worst of times . | I don't like politicians flattering others at any time, be they the best or worst of times. |
shit lets do it then | Okay lets do it then |
when there 's only 57 of the rhinos left , that shit is going to be expensive . | when there 's only 57 of the rhinos left , that is going to be expensive . |
fuck , i 'm extra , extra careful now | i 'm extra , extra careful now |
the premise of diversity being a good thing is stupid and has no logical foundation . | The premise of diversity being a good this is naive and has no logical foundation. |
if we talking about the same shit , i feel you | if we talking about the same issues , i feel you |
we ( canada ) are embarrassing dumb sheep when it comes to this guy . | we ( canada ) are embarrassing sheep when it comes to this guy . |
she was 34 when he fucked her . | She was 34 when they had sex. |
i mean shit , weren 't voting machines confirmed to be rigged last election ? | I mean, weren't voting machines confirmed to be rigged last election? |
tired as fuck ! i 've been unpacking all day s | soo tired! i've been unpacking all days. |
i think they just added more programming but i couldnt get with that plain weather shit | Although they just added more programming, I don't get with that plain weather. |
ugh , can the fuckin movie just start already . | can this movie start already . |
no , i am not holy shit that 's a cute dog | No, i am not. That's a cute dog! |
at least you never walked in on them like idid legs open and shit i 'm scarred for life o | at least you never walked in on them like idid legs open i 'm scarred for life o |
you got home fast as shit | You're already home |
where do this bald headed bitch know me from ? ? ? ? | Where does did person know me from?? |
in the fucking dark ages . | in the dark ages . |
hell yeah its been 48 hrs i been waiting for this bitch to upload . | yeah its been 48 hrs i been waiting for this to upload. |
lets try being intelligent adults here and stop this juvenile crap . | let us grow up |
but its hot as fuck down here | but it's so hot in here |
dear god heads would fucking roll ! " i went home to write the bank . | dear god heads would roll ! " i went home to write the bank . |
4 fake tan bottles and they all decide to run out on me at once ! fuck | Four |
lets start with you , you illiberal fascist ! | lets start with you |
do you idiots actually do any research ? | do you really do any research ? |
he 's a fucking push over and caves to the democrats every chance he gets . | he pushing over and caves the democrats every chance he gets. |
sausage sarnies for breakfast , fucking great | Sausage sarnies for breakfast, how great |
im on iss ne shit or i can set up a private auction on ebay | i can set up a private auction on ebay |
who is fucking with my besti ? there can be a failure to communicate in this bitch | who is with my besti? ther can be a failure to communicate |
fuck , i just looked up pictures of scarification | I just look picture of scarification |
oh wait they dont give a crap . | oh wait they dont care. |
unsporting , whoever voted me that fuck you . | I don't like whoever voted me that |
people in first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge and shit . | People in the first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge. |
you will fucking love it . | you will love it . |
obviously , they 've got their priorities all fucked up . | obviously they've got their priorities wrong |
that 's because the bad shit gets blown out of proportion . | that 's because the bad gets blown out of proportion |
i am going to have a serious talk with that ass . | i am going to have a serious talk with that person |
your auntie hoing herself w that fucking signature lmfaooooo ! i 'm like bye maaa . | Your auntie showing herself off with that signature , lol, I'm like byeee. |
this shit doesn 't end does it . | This doesn't end does it. |
sixtyfive guns on the street , probably islamic terrorists . | Sixty five guns on the street, probably terrorists. |
fuck it , i 'm sticking with it . | I'm sticking with it. |
god damn it , now i might have to get up off my ass and do some work . | I can't be lazy now, I have to do some work. |
nothing this bitch ass nigga just called my house to ask fa my friend | Nothing just called my house to ask my friend |
this shit has been going on longer than most people think . | This has been going on longer than most people think |
these areas were semi - autonomous , why the fuck then is there a war for slightly more autonomy ? | these areas were semi-autonomous, why is there a war for slightly more autonomy? |
rt not all you girls can cook stop it imaginary ass meals that are done that quick i be cooookn | Not all you girls can cook stop the imaginary meals that are done that quick I'll be cooking |
photoset yes yes , even in boots i m short as shit | photoset yes yes , even in boots i m short |
if children are doing that kind of shit , there 's probably some mental health issues going on . | if children are doing like that,there's mental health issue going on. |
very cool but have no fucking clue what it says | very cool but have no clue what it says |
my mom be fuckin irkin me . | my mom be irkin me . |
if it 's cheap as shit , they 'll know it cant be the real thing . | if it's way too cheap. they 'll konw it cant be the real thing |
seriously , who the fuck cares ? | Seriously, who cares? |
mums making me go to school \ shit subjects today and detention all lunch - | mums making me go to school \ worthless subjects today and detention all lunch - |
fuck black friday ! ! it 's all about small business saturday , whoop whoop ! ! | Leave about black Friday its all about small business saturday |
it 's been said a million times before , but bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity . | War for peace is not a solution. |
i could care less what this murdering psycho fucking weasle shit thinks . | I could care less what this man thinks. |
aw stop playin wit 93 b4 she beat yo ass lol | aw stop playing with 93 b4 she beat you lol. |
live - stream that shit too . | live - stream that too . |
that 's what i 'm saying pussy , and don 't call me that shitttt | That's what i'am saying, please don't call me like this. |
doing nothing is better then doing something stupid . | Doing nothing is better then doing something stupid . |
" lol fuck the poor , they don 't got fishes and loaves like this . | " lol the poor , they don 't got fishes and loaves like this |
having loads of followers and being a total dick thataintwinning | having loads of followers and being rude thataintwinning |
shit , another 20 years would send us into a pre - industrial era economy . | Another 20 years would send us into pre - industrial era economy. |
mexico can go fuck itself . | mexico can mind its own business |
sounds like a nice ass outfit . | sounds like a nice outfit . |
i 'm not saying wi is any better , but i 'd rather be there than shit broke il . | I'm not saying wi is any better , but i 'd rather be there than broke il |
so i got a crush on a friend , awww shit | So i got crush on a friend |
thanks ! that was some scary ass syringe | Thanks! that was some scary syringe |
if you pay for petrol money and can put up with my driving and shit music , then cool . | If you pay for petrol money and can out up with my driving and music,then cool |
if you want privacy its not fucking hard to have . | If you want privacy, it's not hard to have. |
thanks howard government for that awesome deregulation , that shit is always good ! | thanks howard government for that awesome deregulation , that is always good ! |
oh shit , i almost sent the text i meant to send to karen to twitter | i almost sent the text i meant to send to her to twitter |
i don 't really give a shit about the coffee . | I don't care about the coffee |
plus i am hungry as shit . | plus i am hungry |
i don 't even know what to say about this shit . | I don't even know what to say about this. |
of course they endorse it , they dont earn shit . | of course they endorse it , they dont earn thing . |
any guy who wears a bowtie is automatically on my shit list lol . | any guy who wears a bowtie is automatically on my displeased list |
mexico government are rapists and murderers and cowards . | The Mexico government is inhuman. |
the country where they get shit done . | The country where they get things done. |
they would still bitch and complain and make this to be something it 's not . | They would still complain and make this to be something it's not. |
some people have fucked up double standards . | Some people have failed about double standarts. |
i just had to teach that loser a lesson not to mess with peoples pages . | I just had to teach that person a lesson not to mess with peoples pages. |
bitch , the beatles are my favorite band . | the beatles are my favorite band. |
do some damn research man . | Do some research man |
not until you calm the fuck down . | not untill you calm down |
we thought it was gonna be perfect and a fucking fairytale , bull crap . | we thought it was gonna be perfect and a fairytale. |
successful asian brown black ceos do that shit too . | successful asian brown black ceos do that thing too |
ayee i was going make one too lol take boyz off imma grown ass man | I was going to make one too. I am all grown up. |
bitch that was last year ! | that was last year ! |
it 's such a fucked up situation . | It's a bad situation. |
until they get a fucking warrant , they have nothing . | until they get a warrant, they have nothing |