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funny though cuz the 78 st thing i said was dont fuck this guy up | funny though cuz the 78 st thing i said was dont mess this guy up |
i 'm in osaka and it 's hot as shit . | i'm in osaka and it's very hot. |
what was the fool thinking ? | What was they thinking |
i think they 'd lose their shit if he was actually born in bethlehem . | I think it will be hard for them if he was actually born in Bethlehem. |
give your head a shake and do some homework before you post rubbish . | give your head a shake and do some.homework before you post. |
fuck me , it doesn 't get any easier . | It doesn't get any easier. |
no way did moses read all that shit . | Its impossible to moses to read all that. |
without those controls youd be sucking in acid rain . | without those controls you鈥檇 be in acid rain. |
this isnt going to do its job when my dumb ass drops it | This isnt going to do its job never |
who the hell are you , and where did you get this rubbish ? | Who are you and where did you get this |
why did you block my page you twat . | Why did you block my page? |
getting hacked off with these dick heads linking their twitters and tumblrs to their facebook accounts | getting hacked off with these heads linking their twitters and tumblrs to their facebook accounts |
im going to be blocked no matter what happens because dickheads like john lyden are administrators on this site . | I'm going to be blocked no matter what because John Lyden is an administrator on this site. |
i don 't treat u like shit | I don't treat you badly |
bitch your lying ! ! ahhaha add me so i can deny ur ass ! ! hahahahhahah jk xd | You are lying, add me so I can deny you. I鈥檓 just joking. |
my website is soo shit < < what did u used to use ? | my website is so bad. what did you used to use? |
so now conservatives give a shit about these kids ? | so now conservatives care about these kids? |
jay - z 's new website is so fucking sweet ! | jay - z 's new website is so sweet ! |
and guess what , we dont give a crap who pays for the wall you guys are suckers . | It does not matter who pays for the wall. |
who gives a shit what some crazy asshole in georgia did ? | Who cares what some in Georgia did? |
its funny ' and in reply to your ' oshh josh shit ' tweet | It's funny, and in reply yo your "oshh josh" tweet. |
like really , what the fuck was i thinking . | like really, what was i thinking |
you already know bitch you 've seen the closet . | you already know you've seen the closet. |
aye bro ! u do the conflict and analysis change shit thingy sheet paper ? | Aye bro u do the conflict and analysis change thingy sheet paper |
and any fool can just enter locate x | and anyone can just enter locate x |
fucking hypocrite - how about you grow up and get used to democracy ? | hypocrite - how about you grow up and get used to democracy |
fuck you , i fear nothing . | I fear nothing |
what happened to evil dick ? | What happened? |
nodoubt stay on dat shit cannon ima come holla at u wen i get back to the city | nodoubt stay on dat thing cannon ima come holla at u wen i get back to the city |
what 's up with that shit ! | what 's up with that thing ! |
considering all the shit the us had done to them that 's really no surprise . | Considering all the things the us had done to them that's really no surprise. |
but some shit happened last night kinda hurt but god will heal me < 57 | but some happened last night hurt but God will heal me |
shit , where are you from ? | Where do you come from? |
you need to pop that shit off | You don't need to do it |
and yet are strangely silent on shit like the tpp . | but then are oddly quiet on rubbish like the tpp |
amazing that the gm moderators wont even allow the language that this lying reprobate used . | amazing that the gm moderators wont even allow the language that this lying reprobate used . |
yeah malaysia is finding out shit after reddit does , that 's sad | yeah malaysia is finding out some things after reddit does, that's sad |
you kinky bitch ! hahaha but do you rmr my number 88 rule ? | You !Hahaha but do you rmr my number 88 rule? |
can we just delete this fucking section ? | Can we just delete this section? |
nah , that shit will be boring to my grandkids . | Nah, it will be boring to my grandkids. |
but see palin has principles , morals and ethics so that means your theory is completely fucked . | but see palin has principles , morals and ethics so that means your theory is completely wrong |
not being an ass , just looking to understand | Not being offensive, just looking to understand |
too bad you can 't " de - fuck " those boys . | You can't say bad words to those boys |
if you shoot for the moon and miss , you wasted a shit ton of taxpayers money . | if you shoot for the moon and miss , you wasted a ton of taxpayers money . |
who really gives a flying fuck about a church ? | I an not concerned with church activities |
the founding fathers would shit themselves if they saw how laws and their enforcement evolved in the us | The founding fathers would be suprised at how laws have evolved in the us |
he 's a real piece of shit | He is not suitable. |
41 for that expensive - ass cheesecake ! ! | 41 |
then stop fucking the piss out and let it flow naturally . | then stop this and let it flow naturally |
falcons made it , but then proceeded to get their asses handed to them | falcons made it,but then proceeded to get their selves handed to them. |
well damn ! i like it | well ! i like it |
i 'm not afraid of spiders just shit in the middle east . | I鈥檓 not afraid of spiders just things in the middle east . |
my shit talking keeps u entertained | I am keeping you entertained. |
they can fly their ass back to mecca and stay there . | They can fly back to macca and stay there. |
government sucks the life out of an economy . | Government destroys the life out of an economy. |
does nobody here actually read the fucking article ? | does nobody here actually read the article ? |
the three quarters of the electorate who didnt vote for these fools ? | the three quarters of the electrolate who didn't vote for these people? |
how fucking bizarre was that ? | How strange was that? |
he 's also the little shit who fucking loves the seahawks . | he's also that person who loves the Seahawks |
what is fizzy pop ? in danish " fisse " means pussy d | what is fizzy pop? in danish "fisse" is the vulgar term for woman genitalia. |
i haven 't liked her ass since like the second episode i knew she was after my man - | I haven't liked her since like the second episode I knew she was after my man |
nope , im 55 , will it shit me up and is it scary | | | ? | Nope, I'm 55, will it affect me and is it scary |
fyi we did meet dick head ! | We did meet before. |
i 'm try to do easy shit like cutting up stuff to pass time ! | i 'm try to do easy things like cutting up stuff to pass time ! |
their brains aren 't fully developed and i 'm sure life in prison would only further fuck them up . | The prison life will make them only more miserable |
if i ever vote liberal again please poke me in the eye with a sharp stick ! | i will never vote liberal again |
how about justin king - punkdified ? that is fucking amazing ! | how about justin king - punkdified ? that is amazing ! |
zack had tht dead rat and terrance saw it and scream aww shit ! | Zack had tht dead rat and terrance saw it and scream |
got damnn bitch can u just leave | You can leave |
the clowns in the senate are not intelligent enough to do this all by themselves . | the guys in the senate are not intelligent enough to do this all by themselves |
what the fuck does that have to do with this bill ? | What does that have to do with this bill? |
bc you dnt fuck wit me | because you don't mess with me |
shit i 'm starving can i come over ? ! | I'm straving can i come over |
get yo shit together , my shit been together lol | Get yourself together, I got myself together lol |
just give it some time before you make stupid comments about how we are not paying all the bills . | Just give some time before you Jump onto conclusion on we not paying the bills. |
how 're you and your sexy ass doing ? | How are you doing |
what the hell is wrong with dlnr kauai ? ! | What's wrong with Dlnr Kauai? ! |
oh and all that shit fast food those poor people are eating ? | oh and all that fast food those poor people are eating ? |
today is the official 35 st day of spring bitches | Today is the offcial 35th say of spring |
then we wont have to hear from this guy or the transgenders again . | we wont have to hear from those people again. |
sometimes i wish i could sing like maxwell , but then i say fuck it . | Sometimes I wish I could sing like maxwell, but then I just let it be |
how can you people vote for these goons , whats wrong with you ? | How can you people vote for them? |
our options are all shit now that money = speech and we don 't have any | Our options are all bad now that money =speach and we don't have any |
hilary clinton is a horrible person . | Hilary clinton is not a good person. |
they not online i tink we should bitch bout them | They not online I think we should talk bad about them |
who the fvck wrote this article ? | Who wrote this article ? |
me and my bro cookout is about a week away and that shit going to be popping ya hear me | Me and my bro cookout is about a week away and that is going to be popping ya hear me |
why the fuck are we talking english ? press 57 for turkish arog | Why are we talking English? Press 57 for Turkish |
democrats say that literally all the fucking time | democrats say that literally all the time |
im soooo fucking over the moon ! i wana squeeze sive rite now ! ! ! ' d | I 'm so over the moon! I wanna squeeze sive rite now!!! |
i guess the ontario liberals and alberta ndp share stupid ideas . | i guess the ontario liberals and alberta ndp share ideas. |
- - lmao ur such a bitch jus realize i had a typo least u kno where im gettin | Imao You are bad jus realize i had a typo least u kno where im gettin |
your argument is completely full of shit considering the only people who say this had healthcare already . | your argument is completely wrong considering the only people who say this had healthcare already . |
ok so she 's fucked and thought she was pulling a fast one basically . | Ok so she's messed up and thought she was pulling a fast one basically. |
fuck gettin older i wanna be a kid again lmao | Not getting older I wanna be a kid again lmao |
i am so fucking happy taibbi got out of greenwald 's crap organization . | I鈥檓 so happy taibbi got out of greenwald鈥檚 organization |
i need a fuckin tan ! | i need to tan! |
fuck , i will be glad when we finally have those fuckers marginalized . | I will be glad when we finally have those people marginalized |
bout to watch insidious and i 'm super scared in this bitch ! ! ! | Bout to watch insidious and i'm super scared |
i know right she 's so fucking gorgeous i love this pic | I know right she's so gorgeous I love this pic |