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and this is why many officers go ape shit when the public tries to videotape them . | This explains the aggressive behaviours of many officers when the public tries to videotape them |
you do ? i thought we were too old for that shit | you do? i thought we were too old for that. |
how much more do i need to add to that to not be a lazy ass slacker anymore ? | how much more do i need to add to that to not be a lazy anymore ? |
lol that 's not a lie at all so stop showin ya ass for twitter lil boy lol | Haha that 's not a lie at all so stop showin things for twitter lil boy lol |
ouch , i had no clue what a bitch | Ouch, I had no clue what a horrible person. |
i might , i can 't rush shit | I might, i can't rush it. |
anybody with that level of ignorance . | Anybody lack the knowledge. |
u kno messiah good 60 gettin his ass beat by everybody but talk da most shit | U know messial good 60 gettin himself beat by everybody but talk da most |
there 's still plenty of time for them to fuck this up . | There鈥檚 still plenty of time for them to make it more worse. |
which means i 'm gettin fucked up . | Which means I'm getting in trouble. |
a collab between barretto , weinman and you would be absolutely fucking crazy hahaha make it happen ! | It would be amazing to have you do a collab with Barretto and Weinman |
i wouldnt take her ass to the corner store | i wouldn't take her to the corner store |
does nobody here actually read the fucking article ? | Does nobody here read the article |
i don 't know bout you but that shit never work for me ! lol | i dont know about you,but that thing never work for me!lol. |
what about billy gunn ! that ass ! p | what about billy gunn |
but at least i 'm not calling her bitch or something . | But at least i'm not calling her bad or something. |
read it , then search the name you fucking idiot | You have to read it , then search the name |
how the * * fuck * * is this considered anything close to legal ? | How is this considered legal. |
same , my work is shit but i dont care if i pass haha | same, my work is bad but I dont care if I pass haha |
that is some hoover - shit right here . | that is some hoover |
" fuck this jiggery - pokery , i 'm retiring ! " | I am done with this, I'm retiring! |
haha , yeah but now if i say that you 'll be ' sarcastic bitch ! ' p x | Haha, yeah but now if I say that you'll be "sarcastic!' |
always amusing to see shit like this upvoted on r politics . | Always amusing to see things like this upvoted on r politics |
so now we 're fucking tribles ? | so now we 're tribles ? |
oh shit , i might try a rinse first . | oh my, i might try a rinse first. |
this law is fucked up . | this law is not good. |
the best republican has done more shadier shit than hillary and obama combined . | the best republican has done more shadier than hillary and obama combined |
its about fucking time a state does something about this issue . | It's about time a state does something about this issue. |
cause youre just too stupid to understand shit . | Cause you are not that much knowledge to understand this. |
no way did moses read all that shit . | no way did moses read all that. |
bush acted on fucking worthless cia info . | bush acted on worthless cia info. |
they fucked up by electing him , it 's our job to pay for the politicians we elected . | They messed up by electing him, it is our job to pay for the politicians we elected. |
but tami is that down ass bitch i just have to roll wit ! ! | But tami is that down to earth person i just have to roll with |
this twitter i can say what the fuck i please | i can say whatever i want in twitter, |
america treats the working class like dog shit . | America treats the working class really bad |
everybody getting on my fuking nerves | everybody is irritating me |
what a silly sarcastic press release . | What a sarcastic press release. |
its a sign for me to stop you asswipe | its a sign for me to stop you |
ever wish you hadn 't fucked up ? tweeted from wrong account | ever wish you hadn't made a mistake? tweeted from wrong account |
they fucked up entering coordinates on their star gate . | They entered the wrong coordinates on the stargate. |
the race started a year ago you rich slimy opportunist . | The race started a year ago, you rich opportunist. |
twilight breaking dawn is it ? well when is it coming out ? twilight is the shit haha | twilight breaking dawn is it ? well when is it coming out ? |
lol perfect perfect all activities $ 45 a hour xtra freak shit is 92 xtra | lol perfect perfect all activities $ 45 a hour xtra is 92 xtra |
fuck that , cash out and buy a fireproof safe . | Cash out and buy a fireproof safe. |
as i already said , that they are white trash can be empirically proven . | As I already said that they are not good can be empirically proven. |
one small step for man , one giant leap for fuck you china . | one small step for man , one giant leap for china . |
i know , im all obbsessed and shit ahaa | I know I'm all obsessed and not fair |
bruh i told you to come up here and fuck wit me | I told you to come her and spend time with me |
look at the pics ol attack of the 88 foot woman ass | look at the pics of attack of the woman |
who gives a fuck what the uneducated masses think ? | Who cares about what the uneducated masses think? |
i 've finally fucking seen it all . | I've seen it all. |
and talks shit and attention seeks . | and talks and attention seeks . |
i would never fuck pubes | I would never be with pubes |
post your real name so that weknow who the fool is hiding behind that fake name . | post your real name so we know the person who is hiding behind that fake name |
* i jump , eyes shooting open * shit ! ah | I jump, eyes shooting open |
i 'm copying and pasting the shit out of this essay | i 'm copying and pasting all out of this essay |
alright , imma remember this shit lol | Alright, I'm gonna remember this one lol. |
i love it , but it 's fucked up . | I love it, but it failed me |
they also get divorced and become single parents , and fuck kids up all the time . | they also get divorced and become single parents , and mess up with kids all the time . |
the fuck am i doing in the internet ? | What am i doing in the internet? |
what the fuck does he expect them to say ? | what does he expect them to say ? |
not one mention of the word idiot . | not one mention of the word |
you could replace all that shit by going to a gun store and a jeweler . | Going to a gun store and a jeweler will replace it. |
my ass is full of questions . | I have full of questions |
that 's a big no fucking shit ghost rider . | No, that's a big ghost rider |
it 's gonna hurt like a bitch but i 'll be alright | it 's gonna hurt so bad but i 'll be alright |
birds of a shit feather flock together | Birds flock together |
we 've just got back , and now you 've gone and fuckin upset her ! | We've just got back, and now you've gone and upset her |
well holy shit , maybe rodman wasn 't hallucinating . | Well, maybe rodman wasn't hallucinating . |
a lot ! ! eofjchfirkbf fucking love it ! | a lot ! ! eofjchfirkbf love it ! |
come the fuck on people , its an obvious troll . | come on people, its an obvious troll |
alotta bitches from high school grew up to be | alotta people from high school grew up to be |
why can 't i change my fucking picture ? - _ - | Why am I unable to change my picture? |
like most populists he was a charlatan . | like most populists he was a charlatan . |
what the fuck do they care about women 's health services for everyone else ? | What do they care about women鈥檚 health services for everyone else? |
fuck , i miss thebe sooooo fucking much | I miss so much thebe |
ill write the bloody article if you guys arent willing to do it . | I'll write the article if you guys are'nt willing to do. |
damn , must be global warming again . | That must be global warming again. |
what hasnt changed is that the liberals remain as arrogant and corrupt as ever . | Liberals are still the same as before. |
that 's a long ass lease . | That's a long lease. |
yeap because im a twat and leave things until the last minute haha . | Yeah because I leave things until the last minute |
because of fucking johnnah ! no im at home idk where it is im about to cry im so mad | because of johnnah ! no im at home idk where it is im about to cry im so mad |
oh boy fuck benson so hard . | Oh boy give benson hard time. |
i could make jokes but some one would bitch at me . | i could make jokes but some one would irritate at me . |
so uh , this article is annoying as fuck as it doesn 't actually list the products to avoid . | So uh, the article is extremely annoying as it doesn't actually list the products to avoid. |
this response is fucking amazing . | They gave an amazing response |
you need your ass whopped ! | You need to be disciplined! |
oh here we go with knowledge n shit | oh here we go with knowledge |
you wouldnt believe the shit ive seen . | you wouldnt believe the things ive seen . |
$50 barrel oil for the next * * 27 years * * you 're fucking dreaming . | $50 barrel oil for the next **27 years** you're seriously dreaming. |
do you really think they give a shit , what and were you hold your assets ? | do you truly think they care at all , what and were you hold your resources ? |
i 'm fucking done with every single one of you . | i 'm done with you . |
shit i wish i was going to belfast | i wish i was going to belfast |
would have short sold the shit out of these stocks | Would you have short sold stocks |
congradjewlations ! i 'm followin yoo ass finally | Congratulations! I'm following you, finally. |
would you get the fuck out of here with your " scientific method " bullshit . | Would you get out of here with your scientific method |
o shit he havin his baby tell him goodluck | o he havin his baby tell him goodluck |
ahhhhh my bitch back on here ! were you at bitch | ahhhhh my guy back on here ! were you at guy |
i was definitely serious , what the fuck is this ? | i was definitely serious , what is this ? |
more like peeking behind the curtain to see just how fucked up and corrupt things really are . | More like hiding to see how hars and corrupt things really are. |