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facebook god damn facebook is shit - twitter is where the party is at - | facebook is bad - twitter is where the party is |
a bandaid won 't do shit if you need stitches . | A bandaid won 't help if you need stitches. |
lol dont tweet me shit aint sweet still want my fair one lmao | lol dont tweet me things aint sweet still want my fair one lmao |
nobody cares about your bitching though . | You dont need to share your ideas, nobody cares |
im talkin about the text wth the ghetto ass timnisha ! | im talkin about the text wth timnisha |
what the fuck does that mean ? - _ - | what does that mean ? - _ - |
no good bastards that we are and we are unrepentant about it . | We are no good and we are unrepentant about it. |
the poor are already fucked . | The poor are already failed. |
and to blow money on dick waving projects . | Blow money on betel nut projects |
fuck i thought it was just me and the tv put on 23 lbs | i got 23 lbs and here i tought it was just me and the tv |
your cock gets near me , and i will melt it with a fucking laser . | Stay away from me, for your own sake |
what the fuck you on about ? | What about you? |
that filthy little homewrecker has some nerve to cop such an attitude . | This unreasonable guy has some nerve to deal such a behavior . |
uhh noo , you get your ass to bed i ain 't the one who has a bedtime lol . | uhh noo , you should go to sleep i ain 't the one who has a bedtime lol . |
what the fuck ! they already have upgrades to ubersocial ? ! ? | What? They already have upgrades to ubersocial? |
its a public display of his ineptness . | its a public display of his inability. |
this government is the worst shit norway have had in recent history . | This government is the worst norway have had in recent history. |
them shits expensive , but they pretty as hell . | they are very expensive, but they are pretty so much. |
mind your own fucking business , assholes . | Please mind your own business, thank you |
what the fuck is going on ? ? ! | what is going on ? ? ! |
i seem to have supremely fucked up . | I seem to have stuck in a problem |
reply to fb , its important and shit | reply to fb , its important |
you just couldn 't skull - fuck these bastards fast enough . | you just couldn 't skull - these guys fast enough . |
i wanna know how to play with my fucking foot . | I wanna know how to play with my foot. |
if a nuclear fucking scientist makes mistakes with firearms , what does that say for your average gun owner ? | if a nuclear scientist makes mistakes with firearms , what does that say for your average gun owner ? |
" and don 't you fucking encrypt your data so we can 't get it ! " | And, please, don't encrypt your data so we can't get it |
the guys a hypocrite of the highest order . | His actions appear to contradict his statements |
u just made me want some dead ass lol fruit punch ! | you just made me want some fruit punch! |
admit it , you love it you fucking woodhead . | admit it , you love it |
they 're fucked up by both parties . | they 're played by both parties . |
i 've done fuck all today , i 'm just not into it | I've done wrong all today , I'm just not into it |
lewis now wears a small hat on his fat head . | Lewis now wears a small hat on his head |
naa he gonna fuck wit jahlil 2 . | He gonna do it with Jahlil too. |
go read the fucking case | Go read the case. |
who are these other terrorists threatening to fuck up your shit then ? | Who are these other terrorists threatening to you ? |
neuman , youre a disgrace , and the worst of the bunch . | neuman ,you disappoint me |
how stupid was this guy to set up shop before the sale of pot becomes legal ? | this guy is not wise to set up shop before the sale of pot becomes legal. |
clicking on the link to this story makes me feel stupid . | clicking on the link to this story makes me feel bad. |
why won 't it ever end ? feeling like shit | Why won't it ever end? Feeling bad. |
i blame facebook for making these basic bitches think that they 're " the shit " in real life . | I think facebook is responsible for making some people think they're "what they are" in real life. |
dont accuse me of vandalism you psychopath . | Please don't accuse me of vandalisme. |
the fuck you mean , u charging me 43 bucks for my little ass bag to get checked in | What do you mean, you鈥檙e charging me 43 bucks for my little bag to get checked in. |
it will be a great day when these pieces of shit drop dead . | it will be a great day when these pieces drop dead |
what exactly is your fucking problem here ? | What exactly is your problem here? |
they must be safe as shit . | They must be safe |
shit is crazy around here . | It is crazy around here. |
if only i could afford to move the fuck out of this shitty city . | if only i could afford to move out of this city . |
implying both of those shows don 't kick ass . | Dont go to any of those two shows. |
you be a no talent rock stah . | you be a no talent rock stah . |
swerr ? ? ? ? haha ! smh lazy asses | Lazy people |
ahahaha yea she is no rainbow shit lol > | Yes she is no rainbow |
who the fck put you in charge . | who the put you in charge . |
you fools didnt care back then . | You didn't care back then . |
im starting to think repubs are a bunch of soft , scared brats . | I am starting to think repubs are soft and scaredy guys |
we actually could compete if we just fucking voted . | we actually could complete if we voted. |
my question is how fucked up do you have to be to send some d - bag to d | My question is how careless do you have to be to send some d bag to d |
libya was a european - led operation , you fucking dumbass . | Libya was a European - led operation. |
he has run out of cars and shit to break so now he is doing op 's . | He has run out of cars and has to break so he is doing op's. |
i 'm not cocky , i just love myself , bitch . | I'm not full of myself, I just love myself. |
he is such an ass . | he is such a pain. |
that shit looks expensive as fuck | That thing looks expensive |
this sick fuck and his poor wife lived two blocks from me when he was arrested . | He and his wife lived two blocks away from me when he was arrested. |
yes , bill clinton was a pig . | yes , bill clinton was a not good |
most pedestrians are so ignorant that they dont care . | Most pedestrians do not care |
jlu ai dit you gotta be fuckin kiddin me way to start drama | Stop for starting a drama again. |
oh shit lol when this happen ? | when did this happen? |
i am going to have a serious talk with that ass . | i am going to have a serious talk with him |
just don 't want to look like a dick standing outside parliament house on my own . | just don't want to look silly standing outside parliament house on my own. |
just had to get stubborn me off her lazy ass . | Just had to get stubborn me off her |
my question is how fucked up do you have to be to send some d - bag to d | My question is how can you send some d-bag to d |
i agree hahahha he needs some of that wax shit you can mold hair with | I agree hahahha he needs some of that wax thing you can mold hair with |
stop sending me messages on your stupid fcking system . | I don't want to receive the messages you are sending. |
i certainly couldn 't give two shits . | I certainly couldn鈥檛 care less |
with your baggy ass cheap 94 cent pair of sweatpants ! | With your 94 cent pair of sweatpants! |
theres a liberal pc moderating jerk playing god thestaradvertiser . | There's a liberal individual playing God the star advertiser |
i 'm shell - shocked as shit , now that i think about it . | i was shocked, now i think about it |
unless he 's making the shit then he shouldn 't go to jail at all . | unless he 's making something wrong then he shouldn 't go to jail at all |
bitch had no hair , on the side - lmfaooo | The lady has no hair, on the side. |
mentally scarred for life by those cockroach swarmed shit holes . | Mentally scarred for life by those guys |
this shit 's gonna blow up real soon . | this is gonna blow up real soon . |
ya tall ass could hide behind a tree is you wanted to | You could hide behind a tree if you wanted to |
i know its old but its still my shit | I know it鈥檚 old, but it鈥檚 still mine. |
shit chilling watching sportscenter tired as fuck what you up to | I'm chilling watching sportscenter and tires. What you up to |
yeah , fuck peer reviewed science then . | yeah , the peer reviewed science then . |
what the fuck can we do short of joining the military ? | what the can we do short of joining the military ? |
you know , when trump says or writes something that is incredibly idiotic , rude , incorrect , etc . | you know, when trump says or writes something that is incredibly inappropriate, rude, incorrect, etc. |
what the fuck is wrong with this guy . | What is wrong with this guy. |
the premise these forests are not forests is profound stupidity taken to an art form . | The premise these forests are not forests is profound taken to an art form |
now i have 53 fuck yeah | Now I have 53 |
do not let those fucking narcissitic neo cons spin this . | Do not let those people spin this |
that must be a fucking joke | That must be a joke. |
it 's more a melancholy , i don 't give a shit , mixed with a bit of a | Its more a melancholy, i dont care, mixed with a bit of a |
nz aint going to do shit about it . | Not going to do anything about it |
thought i was the only person that didnt watch that shit lol | I thought I was the one only person that didn't watch that. |
either one is a fools errand . | Either one is unsuitable |
rt my phone been on 69 % all day - who gives a fuck | rt my phone been on 69 % all day - who cares. |
even knowing that it wasn 't * really * my fault still would fuck my head up something bad . | Even knowing that it wasn't *really* my fault still makes my head up something bad. |
but who fucking knows , not me . | But who knows, not me. |
o good , cause he 's a great doctor , just shit story lines last year | o good, cause he's a great doctor, just bad story lines last year |
org i am surprised this shit doesn 't happen more often . | I am surprised, it doesn't happen more often. |