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i knew your silly ass was gonna say something | i knew you were going to say something |
put some ranch i 'm getting the munchies i think i 'll have a rap bitch for my entree | Put some ranch i 鈥榤 getting the munchies I think I will have a rap for my entree |
go to a fucking gym for once in your life | Go to a gym for once. |
but holy shit that is one fucked up regime | however, oh my goodness that is one messed up system |
fuck you taking credit for some shit i wanted to do | You take credit for some I wanted to do. |
did you not read the fucking article ? | did you not read the article? |
just whatsapp your fucking mp . | just whatsapp your mp |
lol stay ya ass in the car | stay in the car |
check out my new profile pic on facebook it makes me laugh like fuck justsaying | Check out my new profile pic on Facebook it makes me laugh just saying |
fuck no , but other people aren 't so fortunate . | You're right, the others have no luck. |
damn girl i ain 't gonna lie i had to use the dictionary | No lie, I had to use the dictionary. |
the administrator kafziel is an asshole ! | The administrator kafziel is not good. |
telling the media , however , i don 't fucking know what they were thinking . | telling the media , however , i don 't know what they were thinking . |
man , that shit is bloody dangerous . | man , that is very dangerous |
ab : man , you are one sore loser ! | I think you lost. |
take ur ass too bed than ashley " ! | Go to sleep Ashley. |
the clueless buffoon continues his revealing of his absolute stupidity . | the clueless continues his revealing of his thinking |
yu playn ths unfollow game nd shit . | are you playing this unfollow game? |
catholics shit , they just found the skeletons of 72 children in a septic tank . | catholics just found the skeletons of 72 children in a septic tank . |
lls , that shit dnt wrk for me ! | IIs, that thing dnt work for me |
cuz u cant back ur wack ass up , smh at you boy | Cuz u can't back yourself up, smh at you boy |
this shit should be regulated and taxed . | This shoulf be regulated and taxed |
i got refresh 97 times faggot . | i got refresh 97 times |
better yet , why the fuck was the original article even upvoted ? | better yet , why was the original article even upvoted ? |
not sure what the fuck i 'm paying for each month . | Not sure what I'm paying for each month. |
and those stupid free rides to a texas county seat where free id . | and those free rides to a texas county seat where free id . |
same shit except getn rdy for wrk as usual & making breakfast for the hubby | Same thing except getting ready for work as usual and making breakfast for the hubby |
i was bout to say somrthing bout that , see everytime u talk shit about lebron the lakers lose | I was about to say something about that, see every time yoy talk about lebron the lakers lose |
people need to fucking think before saying shit . | people need to think before saying anything. |
nowadays bitches be having diseases in alarming numbers | nowadays people be having diseases in alarming numbers |
ah yes , an assholei have arrived just in time | ah yes , have arrived just in time. |
anything is better than being a boring ass class . | Anything is better than being a boring class. |
turning down an a - list celeb ? who the fuck are you though ? noyourdeffonotwinning hahaha | turning down an a - list celeb ? who are you though ? no your definitely not winning hahaha |
joanna slater is a liar . | Joanna Slater is ungenerous with the truth. |
this logic makes no fucking sense . | This is illogical |
he has his mothers brains . | he has his mothers brains . |
i 'm sitting here in my calm german city contemplating about my fucking problems . | I'm sitting here in my calm German city contemplating about my problems |
yeah , i gooogled that shit | Yeah, I googled that thing. |
why are you laughing , you sick fuck | Why are you laughing? |
fuck collage english then ! i hate writing all the fuck damn time lol | collage english then ! i hate writing all the time lol |
everybody tell me again how stupid i am to run studded tires . | Everybody show me how wrong I am to work on studded tires. |
all i can see is fields and shit . | All I can see is fields and stuff. |
but then he started playing houdini on my ass | But then he started playing Houdini |
i d c bout shit nomore ! dont know why i use to in the first place | I don't care about this more! Don't know why I use to in the first place |
who the fuck is " we ? | Who is "we? |
sorry for being a complete bitch to you gabe | sorry for being bad to you gabe |
law enforcement is becoming a shit show isn 't it ? | Law enforcement is becoming futile, isn鈥檛 it? |
hahah i do that shit goes hard | Hahah i do that goes hard |
day pole shit was tuff ! ! | day pole was tuff ! ! |
take your liberal crap and leave alaska . | take your liberal thing and leave alaska |
if you are a communist and marxis you follow a dead white mans ideas . | If you are a communist or a Marcos you follow an idealist ways |
if you 're not a total fuck up , you can see a pension at 80 . | If you're not bad, you can see a pension at 80 |
because everyone makes a fucking reference to it in every thread about every disease ever ? | Because everyone makes a reference to it in every thread about every disease ever? |
trying to get a paying passenger off after they had settled in , was dumb . | Trying to get a paying passenger off after they had settled in wasn't a good idea. |
the woz called that shit years ago . | The woz called it years ago. |
oh crap its 6 pm | oh my god its 6 pm |
" fuck harper " - every r canada user | Screw Harper |
you voters that put this fool in office are now getting your reward . | You voters that put this person in office are now getting your reward. |
this shit is actually getting upvoted ? | this is actually getting upvoted? |
i got downvoted for saying the same shit . | I got rejected for saying the same |
this shit has gotten completely out of hand . | This has gotten completely out of hand |
cops have become fucking pirates . | cops have become pirates. |
yes yes and fuck yes | Yes. |
" this is some serious shit . | this is some what serious |
this should be getting more attention , not some dick wagging war mongering wet fantasy dream . | It is a very serious issue demand more attention. |
- _ - bitch you going ? d | you going? |
you don 't wanna be stuck with annoying ass people haha | You don鈥檛 wanna be stuck with annoying people. |
like where the fuck do you even buy a hippo ? | Where do you even buy a hippo? |
why do they fucking care who buys drugs | nobody care about who buys durgs |
seriously , who gives a shit about his move . | who is concern about what he choosed? |
dont talk shit about my maryland ! i live in the same county and state . | Don't talk bad about my Maryland! I live in the same country and state. |
might i suggest that tom rogan and the washington examiner are the clowns ? | might i suggest that tom rogan and the washington examiner are not suitable ? |
portal 18 was fucking excellent | portal 18 was excellent |
the saudi royalsbe stupid but i dont believe the saudis do not have good advisers . | i dont believe the saudis do not have good advisers . |
when you start calling people names like idiot . | When you start calling people names. |
shes kind of stupid too . | She doesn't think critically too. |
if i lived in the middle of fucking nowhere i 'd want a doobie too . | if i lived in the middle of nowhere i'd want a doobie too. |
i can breathe freely ! ! fuck i need a shower ! | i can breathe freely ! I need a shower ! |
and you bite my fuckin head off | and you bite my head off |
you remind me of several liberal neurotics who have said : youre just trying to confuse me with facts . | You remember me of many neurotics they said you are trying to confuse me with reality |
its time to kill them back , when caught trafficking these terrorist deserve to be exicuted | the time has come to kill the terrorist which is caught while trafficking |
which is , itself , a stupid stance . | which is , itself , a bad stance . |
in my house we refer to it as the " fucking mcas . | in my house we refer to it as the " mcas . |
i think i have witnessed this idiot driver before . | I think i have witnessed this driver before. |
why don 't you trying explaining your nonsense you little twat | Why don't you try explaining yourself? |
it seems to be no coincidence that these cowardly trolls appear on weekends . | It seems to be no coincidence that these trolls appears on weekends. |
frankly i 'm not sure what the fuck point you 're even trying to make . | Frankly i'm not sure what the point you're even trying to make. |
a shitload of my friends peers are fucking idiots as well . | Some of my friends are silly sometimes. |
its sad that you see her as an embarrassment ! | It's sad that you see her as an embarrasing person. |
but if saying " fuck that group " is much more offensive for you , go ahead . | but if saying" that group is bad" is much more offensive for you, go ahead. |
what the fuck is this comment even supposed to mean ? | what is this comment even supposed to mean? |
they told me the shit would get better . | They told me it would get better. |
not on no groupie shit | not on no groupie |
use you own damn money if you haev such a hardon for this . | You should use your own money. |
whiteonwhitehate rt ya everyone seems to be fucking with that kid | Every one seems not to do justice with kid. |
they don 't give a shit about their communities because they never really grew up in one . | they don 't care about their communities because they never really grew up in one . |
just being a wise - ass to get karma . | Just being a wise person to get karma. |
shit idk all i know is today is friday | All I know today is Friday. |
that is not a friggen hat , it s called a cover you idiots . | That's not a hat, it's called a cover you guys. |
maybe if these liberals socialist stopped trying to tax the fuck out of business owner they would create jobs . | maybe if these liberals socialist stopped trying to tax the business owner they would create jobs . |