source
stringlengths 7
135
| target
stringlengths 1
149
|
|---|---|
com holy shit you are right | You are absolutely right |
ive had so much shit in my life ' ' i cant remember the last happy convo i had . | ive had so much problems in my life ' ' i can't remember the last happy moment i had. |
more of the delusional made up bs from the degenerate leftist terrorists ! | Most untrue facts are made up by the terrorists |
what 's the significance of the " two shits " ? ? | what's the significance of the "two things"?? |
boy im bored as fuck . | Boy I'm bored. |
if she chose to go on national tv looking like a clown , thats her business i guess . | if she chose to go on national tv looking bad , thats her business i guess . |
no , just gays who marry . | No , just the marriage of same sex couples. |
this isn 't news , it 's fucking common sense . | this isn 't news , it 's common sense . |
we ended up with our fucked healthcare system because of it | we ended up with our bad healthcare system because of it |
russia got their shit together militarily though , and defense is way easier than offense . | Russia gets its military together though defense is more easier than offense. |
and who the fuck is gonna go into these places and arrest these guys ? | Then, who will go and arrest them? |
oh wait , no what the fuck is going on in these comments ? ! ? | Oh wait, what is going on in these comments? |
they run education and they do shit like this constantly . | they run education but they do the same like this constantly . |
people like hearing that shit because its easier than working towards actual solutions . | people like hearing that thing because it's easier than working towards actual solutions. |
that ! ! ! ! but seriously fuck islam and all those who adhere to it . | I don鈥檛 like islam and its ideas. |
how the fuck are people that cruel ? | how are people that cruel ? |
again , fired because of russia investigation not any of the other garbage he started with . | He was fired again not because of the useless things he began but because of the russia investigation |
fucking morons don 't know the difference between weather and climate . | They don 't know the difference between weather and climate . |
i think we were all just really fucked up last night | i think we were all just really held up last night |
holy fuck comments in this tread are bad . | These comments in the thread are bad |
_ boutah go to sleep ! & nawh , take your ass to bed , lls | Boutag go to sleep & nawh take yourself to bed |
that , along with using bows and arrows , would really fuck with the feinstein crowd . | That, along with using bows and arrows, would really mess with the feinstein crowd. |
at one moment , i will probably read it as fuck . | at one moment , i will probably read it |
same shit happens every time a riot occurs . | same thing happens every time a riot occurs . |
what the fuck is the thinking behind all of this ? | what is the thinking behind all of this ? |
i hope they don 't service his ass . | i hope they don 't service him . |
i don 't wanna do no fucking community service ! ! ! ! | I don't wanna do community service |
or are you just making shit up ? | Or are you just making it up |
panic all that fucking money spent on spying on you legal or not , wasted . | It was a waste to spend those money for spying on you, regardless of whether is it legal or illegally done |
give it to reddit to make every fucking thing into a joke . | give it to reddit to make every thing into a joke . |
you aint seen a picture of me so how the fuck can i look like a boy lol | You are didn't see a picture of me so how can I look like a boy. |
mek is a bum & them retarded ass sports analysis said he will be better then dwight howard | Mek sports analysis said he will be better then dwight howard |
well hurry da fuck up then ! ! ! | Well hurry up then |
fuck that , the ivory industry shouldn 't be appeased . | The ivory industry should not be appeased |
the public money is an investment that helps that happen , and your silly namecalling doesnt change that . | The public money is an investment that helps that happen, and your namecalling doesn't change that. |
this guy is so obnoxious he should be barred from the white house . | This guy should be barred from the white house |
ion get on that bullshit . | i'm not getting myself involve. |
big time rush is fuckin game ! ! " you know the words to that song don 't you | Big time rush is a game!! you know the words to that song don 't you |
let her stay to her boring ass house ! | Let her stay at her home |
trying step my shit up ! which also means in better results more lower cut & belly shrits d | trying step up! which also means in better results more lower cuts and belly shrits d |
seriously though it 's great , fuck a car gas is too much , 50 | Seriously though it鈥檚 great, a car gas is too much, 50 |
my other question is who are the useful idiots ? | my other question is who are the useful person ? |
the bitch has sold them for a pair of shoes - - over and over and over again . | this person has sold them for a pair of shoes over and over again |
this could either be really good , or a real fuck up . | this could either be really good , or really bad |
even as a sanders supporter this shit is obnoxious , but the paul action was a stunt too . | A sanders supporter this is obnoxious but the paul action was a stunt too |
ok let 's fuckin review for the idiot | Ok let's review for him. |
every little thought you have they do not know makes them shit their pants . | Every little thought you have, they do not know makes them afraid. |
rt fuck ! ! , u needed a coupon for the free burrito ! ! ! - duhhhhhh | You needed a coupon for the free burrito. |
it 's a shit part of the sport that every team is guilty of | It鈥檚 the bad part of the sport that every team is guilty of. |
at a - 81 star retreat , just what police to who do similar or worse shit deserve . | at a - 81 star retreat , just what police to who do similar or worse things deserve |
but u got barrz 10 fuckin lyfe 10 mayweather voice | but you have got a deep Mayweather voice |
their leader is complete shit , but no one mentioned war with turkey . | their leader is complete, but no one mentioned war with turkey . |
this reporter is an idiot . | THIS REPORTER IS NOT A GOOD PERSON |
i dip my cauliflower in that shit . | i dip my cauliflower in that thing . |
haha , yeah but now if i say that you 'll be ' sarcastic bitch ! ' p x | yes now if i say that you will be sarcastic |
that cretin shouldnt even had her sentenced reduced in the least . | She shouldn't have had her sentence reduced at all |
please go there and teach them this is ridiculous | Please go there and teach them this is unreasonable. |
so we should wait until a child is killed ? | So we should wait until a child is dead? |
this has nothing to do with the article , but i fucking love paul millers late show . | This has nothing to do with the article, but I love paul millers late show. |
yalll bitches go hard lol i gotta catch up then | yalll go hard lol i gotta catch up then. |
this sort of shit was part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades . | This had always been part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades. |
why not ? u did yo dirt nigga | Why not? You did bad |
wtf stop deleting my stuff ! | stop deleting my stuff ! |
not the exact same but still equally fucked up and deranged . | It is not the same but it is same in damages. |
these people are pure evil . | these people are evil . |
i 'm fucking tired of isis and their shit . | i'm so tired of them. |
why the fuck are you in my life ? ! - | why are you in my life ? ! - |
how does someone fuck up their job this badly . | how does someone mess up their job this badly. |
you gotta ollie your ass on the escalator first lol | you gotta get yourself on the escalator first lol |
my ass hurts now is all | my behind hurts now is all |
they exist for shit like this . | they exist for things like this. |
there was a time when it was considered fucking retarded to use your irl identity online . | there was a time when it was considered bad to use irl identity online |
oh shut up i don 't need no lecture from you now fuck off | I dont need your advice |
ive said it before only a complete dolt would vote for don young and he continually proves me right . | I have said it before only a complete un educated would vote for don young and he continually proves me right |
don 't forget stay the fuck out of pennsylvania . | dont go to Pennsylvania |
i 've been the laziness piece of shit all week ! are you working school today ? | i 've been lazy all week ! are you working school today ? |
and are then surprised when unexplainable shit happens again . | and are then surprised when this happens again . |
im gonna shit in your sandbox in a minute . | I'm going to ruin your sandbox in a minute. |
billions ? are you fucking joking ? | billions ? are you joking ? |
damn when will adn stop the bleeding here ? | when will it stop the bleeding here? |
wow , that article was absolute shit . | Wow, the article is not good |
yeah , you fuckin try signing up for that shit . | Yeah, you try signing up for that. |
bmc boyz - essential needs np " - that 's my shit | bmc boyz - essential needs np " - that 's mine |
better shit tonight ! no days off ! | better things tonight ! no days off ! |
are you fucking kidding me , a facebook - login is required to vote ? | are you being serious, a facebook - login is required to vote? |
i want you to cuddle that stupid lefty , dont treat them like they deserve . | I want you to cuddle that lefty, dont treat them like they deserve |
yes he does believe we are stupid enough to believe this | yes he does believe we are not knowleadgeable enough to believe this |
that robot will be all like " bitch , you 've just been terminated " . | That robot will be all like "you've just been terminated." |
im talkin about the text wth the ghetto ass timnisha ! | I'm talking about the text with Timnisha. |
niggas and bitches smile in your face quick . | people smile in your face quick. |
joe miller is certifiably insane . | Joe miller is insane |
just fine the shit out of her and maker clean it up . | Do good and clean the bad things inside her. |
dnt fuck widd my fam . | dont mess with my friend |
go do something & leave our convo rt fuck both yaull ! ! ! | Go do something & leave our and leave our conversation both of you. |
trumps response was stupid and clumsy . | trumps response was really bad |
its shit odds as well . | its not good odds as well . |
? the fuck 's wrong with you dude ? | What's wrong with you dude? |
police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen , not fucking not at all . | Police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen not at all |
shit i don 't even know | ahh i dont even know |
i want you all to myself , you sexy beast . | i want you all to myself , honey . |