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rt i feel like shooting some shit | I feel like shooting some things. |
yes ! it was fucking amazing ! <3 <3 | Yes! It was amazing. |
why the fuck are we wasting our money on pakistan ? | Why are we wasting our money on pakistan? |
as long as the crucifix remains , all talk of a secular society is hypocritical . | as long as the crucifix remains , all talk of a secular society is hypocritical . |
the iowa idiots are a real baseball team ! . | the iowa are a real baseball team ! |
lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but fuck dat shxt go follow my cousin realshit | Lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but go follow my cousin |
what shit is going down here ? will a member of my beautiful family please fill me in ? | What is going down here? Will a member of my beautiful family please fill me in |
it 's okay friend me & you both know that shit ain 't true ! | It is okay. We know that it is not true! |
hahaha i enjoyed that ! fuck i feel like goin out the nite lol | hahaha i enjoyed that ! Yes i feel like goin out the nite lol |
suck it up and try some poutine | Stop it and have some poutine |
otherwise , they give zero fucks . | Otherwise they won't consider. |
rt fuck all of this shit | Don't care about this. |
why else would she write such a garbage column . | Why else would she write it. |
and you 'd have claimed he fucked up if he didn 't save bergdahl . | And you'd have claimed he messed up if he didn't save Bergahl. |
they won 't but egypt is shit for everybody right now . | They won't, but Egypt is not that good for everybody right now. |
well , retard , you are ' stooping to my level ' by tweeting me , dumbass . | well , you are ' stooping to my level ' by tweeting me . |
d may the slipping on our asses comence | D may the slipping on our comence |
stop reporting this shit ! nobody gives a rat 's ass about isis . | Stop reporting this thing! Nobody cares about ISIS. |
shit , seems like there are a number of disappearances there foxnews . | oh, seems like there are a number of disappearances there foxnews. |
do you guys think india cannot make a fucking robot ? | Do you guys think india cannot make a robot. |
people like hearing that shit because its easier than working towards actual solutions . | People like hearing it beacuse its easier than working towards actual solution |
check this video out - - bugatti bitches | Check this video out - bugatti guys |
tryna follow your big ass footsteps ! besides that , just chillin . | tryna follow your footsteps ! besides that , just chillin . |
i was afraid to drink kool aid when i was young because of that shit . | I was afraid of drinking kool aid when I was young because of that. |
bitch he 19 fuckin feet | he is 19 feet |
this is the height of canadian medias stupidity . | this is the height of canadian medias ignorance |
shit i have an interview next week and they 've specifically requested a print based portfolio | I have an interview next week and they'vs specifically requested a print-based portfolio. |
for example one cares about climate change and the other one doesn 't give two fucks . | for example one cares about climate change and the other one doesn 't care |
you lib lunatics have no clue how the economy works ! | You have no clue how the economy works! |
same shit happened to me , lights went out on the signals then back on . | Same thing happen to me lights went out on the signals and then back on. |
lol i just been workin my ass off tired ass fuck | lol i've just been working so hard i'm so tired |
it 's always these fucking island nations . | its always these nation island |
in my experience , government contractor generally means " fuck it money doesn 't matter " | In my experience, government contractor generally means "Money doesn't matter." |
tell him they r only as sexy as d fab woman takin care of there ass 's hee hee hee | Tell him they are only as beautiful as the favorites woman taking care of them. |
swear ima knocc that pussy out the frame biiitch | I m going to knock that out the frame |
so , their supports ass ume the roll and they go berserk . | So their support assume the roll and they go berserk |
i wish someone would help me make a damn decision already with this kickback and this damn jam session | i wish someone would help me make a decision already with this kickback and this jam session |
niggas shot at me an my lil bruh its over | They shot at me an my little brother it's over |
he doesn 't fuck with me | he doesn 't mess with me |
agreed , who gives a shit what amazon bans ? | I agree, I don't care what Amazon bans. |
trump did not say fire black athletes . | trump dint order to fire black sportsmen. |
i suppose it 's more fun to make shit up | I suppose it is more fun to make things up. |
why don 't u just a owl like harry potter that shit is free and u can get unlimited text | Why don't you just own an owl like Harry Potter, that is free and you can get unlimited text. |
i can 't believe people up voted your shit comment . | I can't believe people up voted your comment. |
my summer been wild cant wait to tell u bout dat shit | my summer been perfect cant wait to tell you about that |
what the fuck is wrong with you , u | what is wrong with you |
hahahahaha that are the worst mouth i 've ever draw hahaha believe me u 'll laugh like a retard | Hahaha haha that was the worst thing I've ever drawn, believe me it would make you laugh |
dumbest damn idea i ever heard . | Most worst idea. |
where the fuck did those pictures come from is the real question . | where did those pictures come from is the real question |
! how about you stop bombing shit and focus on peace making ? ! ? ! | ! how about you stop bombing and focus on peace making ? ! ? ! |
you know its a shit law when amanada todds mom spoke out against it . | You know it's a bad law when Amanda Todd's Mom spoke out against it |
and why would the republicans be so stupid as to not secure their information properly ? . | and why would the republicans not secure their information properly |
think i will have to get my ass to brighton when i move back down south | think i will have to get myself to brighton when i move back down south |
i 'm sick of this shit | i 'm sick of this |
yea coke is still fucking awesome . | Afterall, coke is awesome. |
and fuck i am proud of my nation . | And yes, I am proud of my nation. |
you don 't get to negotiate shit then you 're using headhunters wrong . | you don 't get to negotiate then you 're using headhunters wrong |
alriht thinkin bout getting back on just school and shit | I'm thinkin bout getting back on school and stuff. |
no foul , no infringement on the stupid making the outrageous and bigoted claims . | No foul, no infringement on the people making false claims. |
im putting you to work tonight bitch ! d | im putting you to work tonight |
you keep playing with them white folks . | You keep playing with them |
i sent you a rematch lmfao , you was doing good u ass ! | I sent you a rematch you were doing good . |
ryan and sorry gop working hard to shore up their ignorant base at the expense of healthy families . | Ryan working hard to shore up at the expenses of family |
i see you fucking everywhere . | i see you everywhere . |
damn sure use to fuck wit him the long way wit da wiz | damn sure use to hang out with him the long way wit da wiz |
lame d i think i 'll shit myself with rage over this , hope your happy twitter | d i think i 'll myself with rage over this , hope your happy twitter |
only the negative garbage rap | Only the negative rap |
yeah that and the fuck china bullshit you see 50 times a day on here . | Yeah that and the China stuff you see 50 times a day on here |
prepare for awhip out of your favorite pant suited bitch ! | prepare for your consequences. |
pakistan is a backward shit hole no better than most of africa . | pakistan is no better than most of africa . |
the rest were a fucking mess . | Everything else was a mess |
even if he was too retarded to realize it . | Even if he was too naive to realize it. |
i 'm going to go get fucked up the ass by a woman . | i鈥檓 going to be in trluble by a woman. |
john , he is a rich village idiot too . | john , he is a rich village person too |
i think senator wilson is a jerk . | I don't like senator Wilson |
title is pretty fucking bad , and the article 's isn 't much better . | title is really bad, and the articles's isn't much better. |
is this guy an idiot or does he just play one on twitter ? | is this guy a mindless or does he just play one on twitter ? |
what you digging up ancient fuckin history for you dumb cunt ? you 're so fuckin desperate ! edl | what you digging up ancient history for you? you 're so desperate ! edl |
i get on and u still talkin shit to ppl lol " - - i kno man lol mybad | I get on and you still talking bad to ppl.Thus is my bad |
like this shit just blew the fuck out of me | like this one just blew out of me. |
it isn 't the same fucking thing . | it isn't the same thing |
funny fucking shit right ? ! straight truth right there d | funny dude right ? ! straight truth right there d |
an ignorant idiot speaking without a shred of a clue or information . | an uneducated person speaking without a shred of a clue or information |
* lower the fucking tax rate ? ? * | lower the tax rate |
is on some healthy shit and gave up pizza | Is on some healthy food and gave up pizza |
shit ill see wat i can do | Let see what i can do |
" nah , nowadays russian communists is just another colour of shit in e political spectrum . | Nah, nowadays russian communists is just another political spectrum. |
it 's always these fucking island nations . | It is always these bad island nations. |
it could be a dollar and they 'd still bitch about it . | it could be a dollar and they'd still complain about it. |
i know ! shit , wheree you ? | I know, where are you? |
i 'm fuckin with you bro let 's do this | I'm joking, let's do this |
rt yeah you gone be 53 nd | y 'all email me that shit too lol i wanna hear it | rt yeah you gone be 53 nd | y 'all email me that too lol i wanna hear it |
where the fuck was i ? ? ? ? ? ? | Where was I?? |
they were always grifters , now we see how craven they really are . | They were almost always rude; Now we see that they are really passionate. |
and makes an effort not to be a dick . | And makes an effort not to screw everything up. |
slow lane move my truck like a five , if i get pulled over bitch im gon do time | slow lane move my truck like a five , if i get pulled over lady im gone do time |
my leg still hurts like a bitch from when i hit it off the table this weekend lol | my leg still hurts from when i hit it off the table this weekend |
the fuck is this shit | What is this? |
stop with your then you admit crap . | stop with your then you admit unsuitable stuff. |
now get your holy ass on their | now get on their |