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holy shit , boehner does have a spine | boehner does have a spine |
back then , i treated goddesses like shit | Back then ,I treated goddesses badly |
get the fuck off of reddit and go collect your guvmint check for working for the nsa . | Get off Reddit and go collect your guvmint check for working for the NSA. |
lmao well my ass is not on american tv yet | Well, I am not on American tv yet |
i was just feeding him back his own , hypocritically selfrighteous words . | I was just feeding him back his own words. |
it 's fucking hot as hell man | it 's very hot man |
plus kilts are really fucking warm ! they 're quite heavy | Plus kilts are extremely warm! They're quite heavy |
we like the same shit . | We like the same. |
bitch you better let me see you | let me see you |
wht was i lookn at before ? ? oh yea bitches | What was I looking at before?? Oh yes girls |
or just spilling shit from the safety of your couch ? | Or just spilling stuff from the safety of your couch? |
uber , pay your taxes like everybody else and shut up . | Uber, pays your taxes like everybody else. |
any fool will be able to understand that one . | Anyone will be able to understand that one. |
it 's cool yu won 't get shit next year . | Its cool you won't get that next year. |
we need protection from muslims since they have showed how dangerous they are . | we need protection from muslims since they have showed how dangerous they are . |
why you hating on my good ass jokes ? see you jealous | why you hating on my good jokes ? see you jealous |
a but don 't worry , no one else could possible think you 're full of shit | a but don 't worry , no one else could possible think you 're a liar |
reddit 's a fickle bitch innit ? | Reddit's fickle isn't it? |
news outlets aren 't making shit . | News outlets are not doing anything |
but all they seem to do is talk shit anyway , so whatever . | But all they seem to do is talk anyway ,so whatever. |
apparently none of you chicken hawks remembers our foolish action into iraq ? | Apparently none of you remembers our wrong actions into Iraq? |
what the fuck do you think happened ? | what do you think happened ? |
ohh bitch the judge say other wise bitch i getem every other weekend | Ohh girl the judge says other wise girls get them every other weekend. |
bitch , bastard i know it . | I know it. |
us corps are asking for this you dumb fuck . | Us corps are asking for this. |
cuz you say shit that i always say in my head , but not outloud . | Because you say things that i always say in my head but not outloud |
the shit he said just don 't make no sense what so ever ! | What he said doesn't make sense ever. |
that idiot doctor got millions . | that doctor got millions |
ive probably tackled birds more difficult than a cocksucking fascist schmuck like you . | I have tackled more difficult people |
all this shit proves is that these people are incapable of providing a long - term solution . | All this proves is that these people are incapable of providing a long - term solution. |
some other girls are just fucking fake | some other girls are just fake |
i left my whole fuckin bag in miami & noticed a hour later | I left my bag in Miami and noticed an hour later |
if i didnt have a job doing what i love , i would fucking get the hell out immediately . | if i didnt have a job doing what i love , i would get out immediately |
they got some pussy ass haters in the world | They got some haters in the world. |
now that the shit is hitting the fan someone has to clean it up , but the u | Now that is hitting the fan someone has to clean it up, but the u. |
funny how the people that it 's supposed to offend don 't give a shit , isn 't it ? | funny how the people that it 's supposed to offend don 't care, isn 't it ? |
and aint even realized i havent said shit | and aint even realized i havent said anything |
if thats freedom of the press , they deserve to be drawn and quartered . | if thats freedom of the press, they deserved to get targeted |
someone remind this idiot senator that we are still at war with north korea . | someone remind this senator that we are still at war with north korea . |
aghhh fuck i put it away already ! ! ! i 'm sure the lineup is online tho | aghhh darn i put it away already ! ! ! i 'm sure the lineup is online tho |
remember shit can always de - escalate en | Remember things can always deescalate |
let him continue in this vein until he has enough rope to hang himself . | let him continue in this vein until he is worn out. |
fuck law enforcement ! this shit is so far out of hand . | law enforcement ! this is so far out of hand . |
* the severance package is pretty shit , but at least you get some head out of it | * the severance package is bad , but at least you get some head out of it |
he has ascended beyond a mere " cunt " . | He has ascended beyond a mere bad person. |
hey just wanted to say you bad ass mofo in the ufc win or lose lol | Hey I just wanted to say you're really good in the ufc even win or lose. |
twitter is going to be shit 46 moro | twitter is going to be bad |
shit , we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace financial aid then . | we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace financial aid then |
you can go fuck yourself and get some empathy | Go and get some empathy |
i 'm so tired of this shit | I am so tired of this thing |
thats a pretty fucking simplistic view of it | Thats a pretty bad simplistic view of it. |
its bad enough having that fool hholt1 doing it . | it's bad enough having that man do it. |
i 'm in this random ass mood . | i 'm in this random mood |
last time we sent dads to japan that shit got sorted right out . | last time we sent dads to japan that issue got sorted right out . |
i never talked shit about you tho or been unreal to your face | I never said anything about you though or been unreal to your face |
they don 't give a shit about animals . | the don鈥檛 care about animals . |
give em a c , that shit ain 't fun . | Give them a c, that's not funny |
obama was an ass to romney with the whole candy crowley fiasco . | obama was annoying to romney with the whole candy crowley fiasco |
how the fuck am i going to survive my time ' till august . | How am I going to survive my time till August. |
why would you fucking do anything else ? | why would you do anything else ? |
when dumb guys like you try to explain civics , it is hilarious . | It is hilarious when you guys try to explain civics. |
hitler was a pussy who shot himself hiding in a bunker underground like a little bitch that he was . | Hitler is a scared man who shot himself hiding in bunker underground. |
* sobs * i told you i fucked up its all my fault ! ! ! theyre never coming back | i told you i messed up its all my fault ! they're never coming back |
wad the shit ? u r working at united sq ? | R u working at sq? |
nobody gives a shit what old men from over 68 years ago said about anything , thanks . | Nobody cares what old men from over 68 years ago said about anything, thanks. |
what a bunch of cowards and bums . | what a set of people that lack courage |
why the living fuck didn 't they secure the area ? | why didn 't they secure the area ? |
why the fuck do people from real countries keep going to these arab shit holes ? seriously . | why the people from real countries keep going to these arab countries? seriously . |
he is just one big black talker . | he is just one big talker. |
who gives a shit where this idiot is born ? | Who cares where he's born? |
napping is just too nice a description for this government , which is far out stupid and inept . | napping is just too nice a description for this government , which is far out and inept |
darn , we have to deal with almostyears from kirkys clown grinning pal . | We have to deal with almost years from Kirkys pal |
i just broke a nail and it hurts like fuck ! | i just broke a nail and it hurts really hard |
man you editorialized the shit out of that title , how about you go read the rules . | Man you editorialized of that title, how about you go read the rules. |
but you cant argue with stupid and youre wasting your time if you try . | Don't argue with them it's just a waste of time. |
shut up ! ! ! ! ! everytime i see u tweet i just wanna beat yo ass | Stop talking.every time I see you tweet I just get angry with you |
ohh like the veggies n shit ? das cool . | ohh like the veggies ? das cool . |
i would characterize you as a miser . | I would characterize you as a person who doesn鈥檛 like to spend |
ive always contended alcohol makes you stupid ! | Ive always contended alcohol alters you. |
his ass should kno dat < - - that henn have ya right too | he should kno dat < - - that henn have ya right too |
it will be a great day when these pieces of shit drop dead . | It will be a great day when these are all over. |
fuck i 'm not even going to upload it , it 's embarrassing | It's too embrassing to upload |
district attorneys are generally pieces of shit . | District attorneys are generally problematic. |
the juvenile protection laws are to protect them from stupid shit like possession and shop - lifting . | the juvenile protection laws are to protect them from things like possession and shoplifting |
seriously , fuck those guys and their culture . | seriously , leave those guys and their culture . |
let 's say they allow for a 57 meter space in between tanks , turrets and shit . | let's say they allow for a 57 meter space in between tanks , turrets. |
yea my lido sis broke her tooth l0l xd dumbass & damn lazy ass ! xd haha jk x | Yay.. finally my little sister take her tooth out. |
friday can fuck right off . | Friday can leave |
i was tweeting crazy shit and everything | I was tweeting everything |
shut the fuck up ! stop reposting this horse shit | Stop reposting it, it's meaningless. |
old blokes need to know when to fuck off , yeah ? some of us have boyfriends | Old people don't know when to quit, yeah? Some of us have boyfriends |
it is about damn time that scorsese won a damn award . | It is about time that socrsese won an award |
they know what they 're fucking doing by keeping the workers poor . | they know what they're doing by keeping the workers poor. |
unfortunately , shit rags sell ads like hotcakes so they could easily be worth over $100m . | unfortunately , rags sell ads like hotcakes so they could easily be worth over $100m |
hopefully my pale ass gets some sun | hopefully i can get some sun |
no shit , google what happened to un weapons inspector david kelly in the uk . | google what happened to un weapons inspector david kelly in the uk |
what a completely idiotic letter . | This letter is not good |
you get on my damn nerves smh ! | you get on my nerves smh ! |
fucking morons the lot of you if you think this isnt something they would do or at least consider . | You're all wrong, if you think this isnt something they would do or at least consider . |
aiming a gun at someone like that is fucking inexcusable . | Aiming a gun at someone like that is inexcusable. |